Funny questions and answers on Yahoo! Answers

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  1. “60 seconds and 1 minute aren’t really the same.” Really?
  2. "Why are there school?" Why are there work?
  3. We hope you took off your straw hat in time! Oh wait, have you had an idea yet?
  4. “Scanning a mirror doesn’t work.”
  5. “No one likes my Facebook status?!” There, there. At least you had 6 likes...it could have been worse.
  6. “Should I drop this friend?” We say, throw another snowball back.
  7. “I might be a vampire!” Do vampires look different in the mirror?
  8. “Is it illegal to kill an ant?” The last we checked, nope.
  9. “Cheerleaders Y du yu think their stupid?” Now, how did we come to this again?
  10. “When a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH, what’s a good comeback?” Ham and cheese please.
  11. “Can someone please explain who Feat. Is?” That’s one tough feat to pull off.
  12. Justin, what?
  13. Way to go, rockachick.
  14. “VERY POPULAR techno song? They play it in clubs!” Hmm. Any takers?
  15. This has nothing to do with international waters, we get it.
  16. Try watching “The Hunger Games”.
  17. How about “Kimba the White Lion”?
  18. WE SURE HOPE YOU’RE DOING BETTER NOW.
  19. *Double Facepalm*
  20. We heard the exchange rate's gone up too; it’s 5 Puka shells to a dollar now.
  21. "I kind of like my wife but her sister is much better looking?" Oops, we smell danger.

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