13 Randy Rainbow’s Prickliest – and Most Hilarious – Jabs at Donald Trump (Photos)

Parody Title: “I Won’t Vote Trump!”
Original Song: “I Won’t Grow Up” from “Peter Pan”
Message: That Rainbow won’t, well, he won’t vote for Trump.
Ingenious Lyric #1: “Don’t waste your bad breath on me / I’d sooner cast my vote for Cardi B.”
Ingenious Lyric #2: “I won’t vote Trump / I don’t want another four / and if someone steals my mailbox / I will build a hundred more.”
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Parody Title: “Kamala!”
Original Song: “Camelot” from the Lerner-Lowe musical about the legend of King Arthur
Message: Kamala Harris is pretty damn great.
Ingenious Lyric #1: “She sold me when I saw / her confront Kavanaugh / for no one makes a grown man cry like she can / Kamala”
Ingenious Lyric #2: “She’s come to save the day / girl, don’t get in her way”
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Parody Title: “Gee, Anthony Fauci”
Original Song: “Gee, Officer Krupke” from “West Side Story”
Message: As one of his lyrics says, “Please save us, Fauci, we’re in hell.”
Ingenious Lyric #1: “You follow the science / on facts you rely / you only want us not to die”
Ingenious Lyric #2: “Anthony Fauci / their strategy sucks/ they slander all the experts and promote all the schmucks”
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Parody Title: “Poor Deplorable Troll”
Original Song: Ursula’s “Poor Unfortunate Soul” from “The Little Mermaid”
Message: The “scared” president “wallows in self-pity.”
Ingenious Lyric #1: “The president says, ‘cut out all the testing’ / a notion health officials find bizarre/ but, see, he’s terribly annoyed / by all the dead and unemployed / because he only cares about his own PR”
Ingenious Lyric #2: “All your wacky, racist rants / have every pundit, pro and poll / saying you’ll lose your election / like you’ve lost your self-control”
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Parody Title: “Cover You’re Freakin’ Face!”
Original Song: “Put on a Happy Face” from “Bye Bye Birdie”
Message: “Don’t you think you should be following CDC guidelines and lead by example?”
Ingenious Lyric #1: “Although you should require us / to do what’s right to do / you’re siding with the virus / ’cause you’re a virus too”
Ingenious Lyric #2: “And in the same way testing less / would make COVID just quit / maybe if we can’t see your mouth / you won’t say stupid s—“
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Parody Title: “The Bunker Boy”
Original Song: “The Jitterbug,” which was edited out of “The Wizard of Oz”
Message: Calls Trump a coward for “hiding in the basement” when protestors showed up outside the White House.
Ingenious Lyric #1: “His Adderall kicks in / and since it makes him kinda hyper / he acts like he’s a big shot / but he’s scared he’ll wet his diaper”
Ingenious Lyric #2: “A commander in chief / might address all the grief / and what’s happening out in the streets / But he’s only a clown / so he hides underground / and he sits on the toilet and tweets”
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Parody Title: “A Spoonful of Clorox”
Original Song: “A Spoonful of Sugar” from “Mary Poppins”
Message: The president suggests that a spoonful of Clorox makes your temperature go down.
Ingenious Lyric #1: “A politician who distracts / has very little time for facts / the scientists he’s hired are perplexed / While Dr. Birx is ’bout to barf / and hang herself with her own scarf / he diatribes and recklessly prescribes”
Ingenious Lyric #2: “Some Pledge on your pancakes makes your coronavirus pass / if it gives you gas / try some beach in your beer and shove a flashlight up your a–“
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Parody Title: “Andy”
Original Song: “Sandy” from “Grease”
Message: Rainbow is voicing his overwhelming love for New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo.
Ingenious Lyric #1: “Oh Andy, baby / you’re so strong and rational / from now on I / identify / as Cuomosexual”
Ingenious Lyric #2: “Andy, can’t ya see, I’m in quarantine / A nervous wreck / and scurred as heck / of CO-O-VID-19 / But you bring hope / when I can’t cope / I guess I’m saying ay-ay-ay-oh, I / love you so, oh Andy”
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Parody Title: “The Coronavirus Lament”
Original Song: “Adelaide’s Lament” from “Guys and Dolls”
Message: That dang coronavirus is everywhere.
Ingenious Lyric #1: “You can spray all the hand sanitizer wherever the virus lurks / but good luck finding any on Amazon or Bath and Bodyworks”
Ingenious Lyric #2: “And you click on your favorite ‘Real Housewives’ to put your poor mind at ease / then they blow up your phone with alerts every time they hear someone sneeze”
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Parody Title: “He’s Just a Girl Who’ll Quid Pro Quo”
Original Song: “I Cain’t Say No” from Rodgers and Hammerstein’s “Oklahoma!”
Message: The song title says it all.
Ingenious Lyric #1: “He’s just a girl who’ll quid pro quo / blackmail’s his fav’rite response / He’ll badger any friend or foe / until he gets what he wants.”
Ingenious Lyric #2: “He’s just a fool who’ll gladly throw / any old country a bone / long as they bow to his throne / since he can’t win on his own”
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Parody Title: “Cheeto Christ Stupid-Czar”
Original Song: “Jesus Christ Superstar”
Message: Calls out Trump’s questionable statements, including his declaration that he’s the “King of Israel” and the “chosen one.”
Ingenious Lyric #1: “Cheeto Christ, Cheeto Christ / He’s like if Jesus were pumpkin spiced.”
Ingenious Lyric #2: “He can’t walk on water or give sight to the blind / but he can change a falsehood to a fact with his mind”
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Parody Title: “The Donald Trump Cell Block Tango”
Original Song: “The Cell Block Tango” from “Chicago”
Message: An unusual number of people in Trump’s orbit have been indicted.
Ingenious Lyric #1: “They had it comin’ / they had it comin’ / they were the best that he could find / and then you guessed it / they got arrested / and now he’s losing his freakin’ mind”
Ingenious Lyric #2: “Just let Melania go free / but she’s complicit / so she’ll just visit / I hope for her sake, not conjugally”
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Parody Title: “Trump’s Favorite Things”
Original Song: “My Favorite Things” from “The Sounds of Music”
Message: Let’s just say, raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens are not of Trump’s list.
Ingenious Lyric #1: “KGB play dates and absolute power / porn stars and playmates who charge by the hour / puppets at Fox News who dance on his strings / these are a few of his favorite things”
Ingenious Lyric #2: “When your life sucks / or for God’s sake / when you’re ’bout to snap / take comfort in knowing at least you still make the rest of us feel / like crap”
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