19 Funny Tweets From The Week To Keep You Laughing Until Christmas
Hey, y'all — I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving filled with peace, relaxation, and good food. Maybe you even saw Wicked. Ahhh, the simple pleasures of life.
I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.
— Carmely Sandiego (@orangecrushable) December 2, 2024
I also like to think of this weekly tweet digest as a little simple pleasure, so even though the holiday is over, why not continue enjoying? Without further ado, here are all the silliest little tweets from the last week:
Enjoy! Laugh! Savor 'em!
1.
dad just confused an episode of full house with a memory of our actual family and I had to be like no that wasn’t us you watched that on full house
— empress sissi (@historicalfits) November 28, 2024
2.
i regret joining this class so bad.. pic.twitter.com/u4Wi9ZKhpi
— grandfäg (@yeaheyesuppose) December 1, 2024
Taylor Hill/FilmMagic / @yeaheyesuppose / Via Twitter: @yeaheyesuppose
3.
Little sister just asked my mom “chat is there a sweet treat in this function” at the dinner table
— Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo (@doulbedoink) November 28, 2024
4.
i am at my thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet
— Grace (@gracecamille_) November 28, 2024
5.
Me trying to talk to my 8 year old nephew at Thanksgiving: https://t.co/0J0on8q9UP
— bobby wasabi (@bobbyteriyaki) November 28, 2024
6.
Thursday is fine 🙄 pic.twitter.com/0Sh6NWDBmw
— Luca 🧸 (@lucawya) November 27, 2024
7.
Being easily laughable is soooo funnnnn. Everyone’s like. That wasn’t even funny. Like okay whatever. I’m the most joyous one here
— Shell (@Shellerina_) November 27, 2024
8.
Cargo pants? Uhhhh no buddy, car go beep beep. You feeling alright man?
— francis (@frank_logged_on) November 30, 2024
9.
I could lowkey really use a wish right now
— Evie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@girl7102) December 2, 2024
10.
Trying to figure out if this girl from high school and her husband got divorced. I’m incredibly busy.
— kelli (@LagunaBiotchIG) November 28, 2024
11.
oh you stole my mario party star? go fuck yourself. we will never be friends ever again.
— jordzilla (@sordijinger) November 28, 2024
12.
jesus christ: https://t.co/KbvUoQbIVG
— ꩜ ⥉ 𝐣𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐥 ꩜ ⥉ (@apollodotorg) November 27, 2024
13.
i love going “streets are saying” before i say something i literally just made up
— ꩜ ⥉ 𝐣𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐥 ꩜ ⥉ (@apollodotorg) November 27, 2024
14.
Overhearing my family talk about world politics is like overhearing kids talk about what they think sex is.
— they/them might be giants ☭ (@babadookspinoza) November 28, 2024
15.
Damn girl are you black Friday bc I'm wondering what your fucking deal is
— Chris (@iamchriscorooo) November 30, 2024
16.
celine was really spittin when she said “there were nights when the wind was so cold.” cause like. there are
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) December 1, 2024
17.
when one of my friends who has a job/partner/kids/life sends me a meme pic.twitter.com/SX8nBHa5fw
— seosamh 🇵🇸 (@dayglowj0e) November 30, 2024
Out Magazine / @dayglowj0e / Via out.com
18.
1000% tariffs on podcast equipment
— phones with six ones (@phones111111) November 30, 2024
19.
i have lived a thousand lives since https://t.co/lyY1Wz8YQA
— Oriana González (@OrianaBeLike) December 1, 2024
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