Woof — it’s been a long, long week.
If you feel like you’ve been working like a dog, let us offer you the internet equivalent of a big pile of catnip: hilarious tweets about pets.
We Shih Tzu not.
Each week at HuffPost, we scour Twitter to find the funniest posts about our fur-balls being complete goofballs. They’re sure to make you howl.
(Want some more? No need to beg ― you can check out last week’s batch right here.)
I was applying for homeowners insurance today and they asked if I had any pets to which I said, “yes, two cats.” And then they asked me “have they been trained to attack or cause bodily harm?” and I wanted to know if anyone had been able to do this because I’ll hire you
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) August 3, 2022
This is Apollo. He has picked the least efficient way to cool off. But it is the most fun. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/AH69y0P6Qt
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) August 4, 2022
pov: you just threw a tennis ball at Kuno even though he already has two tennis balls pic.twitter.com/pCcCTG9KFx
— Nebraska Humane Society (@NEHumaneSociety) August 2, 2022
normalize....asking your friend / family to visit only their pet...not e ven talk to them. just to visit their pet. ex-roommate? hey, I need to visit your cat. we were friends, and i need to pet them and kiss their toe beans. normalize this as a society. i am high
— vampire prince nina 🦇 (@NinaModaffari) July 31, 2022
you ever look at your cat and be like. good thing you have a home here because ain't nobody would've adopted your ass
— haley (@feederofcats) August 2, 2022
this is how the cat looks at me when i yell at him for clawing up the damn sectional pic.twitter.com/WD06Aq7DrZ
— DIESEL ⛽️ (@ThinDieselle) August 4, 2022
The sluttiest thing a man can do is have a cat
— 𝒦𝓎 (@justky1018) August 4, 2022
ATM watch dog 😯 pic.twitter.com/DnM2BQtABm
— Morissa Schwartz (Dr. Rissy) (@MorissaSchwartz) August 4, 2022
Here's a common scam that is going around that you should know about:
Sometimes cats will meow at you like they haven't been fed, but in fact someone DID feed them and they're just trying to get fed again
— Bi Dyke Energy (@Azure_Husky) August 4, 2022
Me: *gets on important work call, camera on*
Elsie: AT LAST MY ADORING PUBLIC.
Work call: Awww a cat!
Elsie: YOU DO NOT TO SEE MOTHER, ONLY TAIL. TAIL IS BEST.
— Seanan McGuire (@seananmcguire) August 5, 2022
spilled the cat again pic.twitter.com/OXkD6fen7N
— cats being weird little guys (@weirdlilguys) July 31, 2022
I am NOT paying 5k for a dog unless it’s Brian griffin🤣😭🤣
— I sing & what not 🎤 (@AlexJaySINGER) August 4, 2022
This article originally appeared on HuffPost and has been updated.