Here Are 20 Hilarious Tweets About Pets That'll Either Make You Want Another One Or Question Why You Got One
As fur baby parents, we know our children can be a gift, or the reason why we can't have nice things.
But I have waaay more fun laughing at ya'll's pet problems than my own, so enjoy 20 hilariously ratchet pet tweets:
1. If the cat can fit in it, it's the cat's bed. These are the rules.
Been doing some gardening... just planted my cat.#InternationalCatDay pic.twitter.com/a7QJN2kjfk
— Carl Bovis (@CarlBovisNature) August 8, 2024
Twitter: @carlbovisnature / Via Twitter: @CarlBovisNature
2. Yeah, but if you smile after stressing your owner out, it doesn't count.
Shoutout to my dog who escaped out the front door at 6:30 this morning, sprinted down the front steps, and jumped into someone's car while they had the door open. pic.twitter.com/zEkuAwvafI
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) August 9, 2024
Twitter: @EliMcCann / Via Twitter: @EliMcCann
3. Because what is the context? Because what is the plan?
This was my dog's expression after I told him global markets were collapsing pic.twitter.com/ZxikMslO74
— Haus of Decline (@hausofdecline) August 5, 2024
Twitter: @hausofdecline / Via Twitter: @hausofdecline
4. The cat said, LOL JK thanks for the new blanket!
i recently purchased these two roses tees, just this past monday, and they've already arrived! (please excuse my cat; she's eager to be part of everything. 😭)thank you, @CielorStore! i'll be giving the other shirt to @bini_aiah as a gift! 🥺#Cielor #Bemyangel #beckysangels pic.twitter.com/IlrWH0RKjX
— َ (@filmsbylalisa) August 9, 2024
Twitter: @filmsbylalisa / Via Twitter: @filmsbylalisa
5. Imagine waking up to this art. Make the cat an Etsy immediately!
y’all….. i know you won’t believe me but for some reason my cat pee’d a perfect litter sculpture of a cat????? pic.twitter.com/cKGhOzHy6p
— monyee • FREE PALESTINE! (@monyeeart) April 27, 2023
Twitter: @monyeeart / Via Twitter: @monyeeart
6. Because this is his town now!!!
i love when my cat pushes open the bathroom door the same way a cowboy would bust open the doors to a saloon
— xanax in cinnabon (ali) (@xanabon) August 31, 2022
Twitter: @xanabon / Via Twitter: @xanabon
7. An icon, truly.
Just remembered my cat doesn’t know shit about shit. Not even 2+2. Never conceptualized bigotry in her mind even once. God she slays
— clintoris (@clintoris) June 6, 2023
Twitter: @clintoris / Via Twitter: @clintoris
8. ADMIT IT!
[pointing to my cat, screaming at my boyfriend]: “ADMIT SHE’S A TINY BABY.”
— Julia Claire (@ohJuliatweets) July 3, 2022
Twitter: @ohjuliatweets / Via Twitter: @ohJuliatweets
9. No lie, you had me for three seconds.
For a split second I thought something had gone terribly, biblically wrong with my cat pic.twitter.com/YQWONLs0hm
— Eli Keren (@EliArieh) August 26, 2022
Twitter: @eliarieh / Via Twitter: @EliArieh
10. Because no one is allowed peace in places they live in for free.
me on my way to mess with my dog who’s minding her own business pic.twitter.com/pbWcJN4WHt
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) August 10, 2024
Twitter: @adamgreattweet / Via Twitter: @adamgreattweet
11. Perhaps you were. Apologize.
(2 seconds after scolding my dog for valid reasons) perhaps i was too harsh on the boy
— frewad (@Fredward3948576) August 9, 2024
Twitter: @Fredward3948576 / Via Twitter: @Fredward3948576
12. So who's really bad here?
whenever my dog does something bad i remember that i am the one who decided let an animal live in my house so that's on me
— al (@local__celeb) July 15, 2024
Twitter: @local__celeb / Via Twitter: @local__celeb
13. Werk, queen.
got a photo update from my dogsitter & instead of looking at my dog, i can only look at this DIVA on the left WHO IS SHE pic.twitter.com/X8xcvVKjnT
— sarah rose etter (@sarahroseetter) June 12, 2024
Twitter: @sarahroseetter / Via Twitter: @sarahroseetter
14. Unfortunately, I don't see the problem here.
Not to expose myself for being dumb—but the vet told me my dog had a spot that might be a melanoma and the first words out of my mouth were “oh that does run in our family.” Like, I really forgot for a sec that I did not give birth to her.
— Caitlin Canahai (@caitlincanahey) June 21, 2024
Twitter: @caitlincanahey / Via Twitter: @caitlincanahey
15. Because, what are we eating??
My dog when she hears me open the fridge: pic.twitter.com/3Vrx2NrmVr
— Quinn (@TheGymQuinn) August 7, 2024
Twitter: @thegymquinn / Via Twitter: @TheGymQuinn
16. It does seem a little harsh, TBH.
not saying my dog is dramatic, but he is currently protesting because I won't let him eat a beef curry that's been dropped on the floor pic.twitter.com/98a6MdaCid
— Hannah Thompson (@HLThompson93) July 26, 2024
Twitter: @HLThompson93 / Via Twitter: @HLThompson93
17. How can we join the bird is the real question?
I understand in theory that my bird can’t read. but I only ever line her cage with uplifting newspaper stories just in case. she doesn’t need to know that the world is a bad place
— Gabrielle Drolet (@gabrielledrolet) January 16, 2024
Twitter: @gabrielledrolet / Via Twitter: @gabrielledrolet
18. What exactly are you stressed about?!
i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader
— Invis🧜♀️ (@invis4yo) February 3, 2023
Twitter: @invis4yo / Via Twitter: @invis4yo
19. This doesn't seem like a tough decision, but let us know.
I could be productive or I could rub my dog’s little tummy and say “look at dis tummy” I am still deciding on my course of action but it will probably be the tummy thing
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) May 24, 2024
Twitter: @audipenny / Via Twitter: @audipenny
20. And finally, literally, scoot over. Little baby looks so comfortable.
Noticing that my dog has tucked himself into bed like a human will never get old pic.twitter.com/3gZWx2WGIe
— Sophie Page (@pophiesage) April 9, 2024
Twitter: @pophiesage / Via Twitter: @pophiesage
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