Literally Just 48 Very, Very Funny Tweets About The Olympics So Far
The Opening Ceremony feels like it was 47 years ago, so it's strange to think that we're already almost halfway through the Paris Olympic Games!
That said, there were jokes! Lots of jokes! And here are my favorites:
1.
how I feel when I finally pass a slow person in front of me on a sidewalk pic.twitter.com/TDzVC5SnLv
— MrsFishVEVO (@Will_Kellogg) August 1, 2024
2.
Me the second Simone Biles Suni Lee or Katie Ledecky are on my television pic.twitter.com/yc8qWWEwVL
— brendan radecki (@brendanradecki) July 29, 2024
3.
Best olympic photo so far🥉🐴😃 pic.twitter.com/c76LX15dv1
— Glaerd (@GlaerdHorse) July 30, 2024
4.
Did Turkey send a hitman to the Olympics? pic.twitter.com/nPfNQMKtX7
— DD Geopolitics (@DD_Geopolitics) July 31, 2024
5.
“No worries if not.” pic.twitter.com/PrCiEQ0Hjh
— Ben Yahr (@benyahr) July 31, 2024
6.
people who work from home looove to be like 'did you watch the olympics today'
— Meg ✨ (@mxgbx) July 31, 2024
7.
I know nothing about gymnastics and here I am living and dying with whether this nerdy guy in glasses named Steve can pommel that horse. The Olympics are a curse.
— Ryan Rosenblatt (@RyanRosenblatt) July 29, 2024
8.
The last thing an almond croissant sees when I walk in a patisserie pic.twitter.com/APDlnNxYMx
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) July 30, 2024
9.
the most aura I have ever seen in an image pic.twitter.com/HHo8yCV5O4
— Women Posting W's (@womenpostingws) July 30, 2024
Getty Images/ Twitter: @womenpostingws
10.
Italian Eminem #Paris2024 pic.twitter.com/aDYbk006LZ
— Today Years Old (@todayyearsoldig) July 29, 2024
11.
That’s a lot of Corgis. Just saying… pic.twitter.com/3wVUZy6XrE
— Jenny 🇺🇸 (@JenJJams) July 31, 2024
12.
Meetings? Girl, I’m watching the Olympics have some decency.
— Brianne Alexander (@briannenicolee) July 29, 2024
13.
Husbands and BFs on the sofas at Anthropologie pic.twitter.com/qE8NGgvekO
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) July 29, 2024
14.
Coco Gauff's got the @SnoopDogg #Olympics pin 🤩#Paris2024 | #tennis pic.twitter.com/W6zRDFoeae
— ITF (@ITFTennis) July 29, 2024
15.
Stephen Nedoroscik, everyone. pic.twitter.com/zCT0ytAwTO
— Caitlin (@BrightCuPenny) July 29, 2024
16.
The announcers were saying “he has his game face on” like no baby, he just can’t see https://t.co/bd9ObCoTmZ
— V🌟 (@VictoriaEgreen) July 30, 2024
17.
Stephen Nedoroscik said "i can't see shit but y'all are about to see some shit" and then delievered on the pommel horse
— 𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚕 ☾ (@rachellm23) July 30, 2024
18.
“Team USA hasn’t medaled since 2008”Hmm that’s not so crazy “Team USA hasn’t medaled in 16 years”What.
— con (@conmccool) July 30, 2024
19.
if i send you this it means im sleepy but will show up when the team needs me pic.twitter.com/RlkJ3qMoO4
— The Ginger Swindler (@lilydsmith) July 29, 2024
20.
When you get off that international flight and be racing everybody to customs, pic.twitter.com/Rt9gS4wKCH
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) August 1, 2024
21.
our fearless leaders pic.twitter.com/jkQoCYPVKY
— whitney medworth (@its_whitney) August 1, 2024
22.
— s (@propaganda91) August 2, 2024
23.
https://t.co/NFi8s2y0h9 pic.twitter.com/Mt73VwRj9L
— Nucleocytoviricota (@_casuali) August 1, 2024
24.
Olympics is sick. I wake up, make a coffee, watch pistol shooting, archery, table tennis, eat lunch, watch swimming for 3 hours, watch horses do tricks, watch a skateboarding final, eat dinner, watch archery, tennis, more swimming, volleyball, brush my teeth, go to bed & repeat.
— C h e l c e e G r i m e s (@ChelceeGrimes) July 30, 2024
25.
The three types of Americans pic.twitter.com/1K1EOCEEfa
— Kat (@katmclightning) July 30, 2024
26.
That back tooch??? He really ✨served✨ the country pic.twitter.com/A2yGqL6Wku
— Kim Chi (@KimChi_Chic) July 31, 2024
27.
The first swimmer emerging from the Seine river, in the Triathlon, stated the water quality was actually not that bad! #Olympics #Olympics2024 #Triathlon pic.twitter.com/d9M2Ab45lF
— Marc Bernard 🟦⬜️ (@marc_bernard77) July 31, 2024
28.
Must’ve been a sloped roof pic.twitter.com/paGTPHJkOJ
— mark normand (@marknorm) July 30, 2024
29.
Even GOATs get stressed watching gymnastics 😳 pic.twitter.com/FAc6bsyZfu
— ESPN (@espn) July 30, 2024
30.
me: I can’t stand this countryalso me watching simone biles, suni lee, jordan chiles, hezly rivera, and jade carey win a gold medal for team usa pic.twitter.com/TQQe033sZ5
— 🥇 (@luvsicksapphic) July 30, 2024
31.
BOH pic.twitter.com/8BfyVMqLy7
— miel (@motononna) July 30, 2024
32.
Waiting for the Brazilian fans to put on eyebrow gauze for Flavia like all the republicans did on their ear for Trump at the RNC
— jordan (@chileschuso) July 30, 2024
33.
no matter what you do in life, you’ll probably never look this cool doing it pic.twitter.com/ORjRhnI1hO
— Aubrey Strobel (@aubreystrobel) July 30, 2024
34.
And suddenly I want play rugby, do a backflip, buy a skateboard, play badminton, join a handball league, get a surfboard
— Duda Pavão is watching the olympics (@dudapavao) July 30, 2024
35.
Japan is up on France 78 - 77 with two minutes left in the game.This is a real picture from the game. pic.twitter.com/OfG2fZNVJ6
— K A L E O (@CryptoKaleo) July 30, 2024
36.
This is the flag of Massachusetts pic.twitter.com/nyEZeV2xkA
— fraser ramon (@SteveMerkle9) July 30, 2024
37.
The US came dead last in shooting and I’ve genuinely never been so embarrassed to be an American in my life.
— Joyce The Sound Hashira (@Etrouse) July 30, 2024
38.
my dad "watching tv" any time after 8pm pic.twitter.com/hhcIkBDM84
— Hayley McGoldrick (@GoldieOnSports) July 29, 2024
39.
what is Kamala Harris' plan for stopping Australia from overtaking us in swimming
— Kim McCauley (@kimischilling) July 27, 2024
40.
911 i would like to report a crime, i just read the birthdate of this CURRENT OLYMPIAN COMPETING IN SKATEBOARDING IN PARIS, and i feel like i've been manslaughtered pic.twitter.com/V9ScQ4PmeH
— Lindsay Gibbs (@linzsports) July 28, 2024
41.
obsessed that they have put goggles on the mascot pic.twitter.com/NuvJFZZ58T
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) July 28, 2024
42.
I love the Olympics because I literally knew almost nothing about rugby a day ago and now I’m screaming at my phone watching Ilona Maher stiff arm defenders like she’s the running back for my favorite college football team
— Michael Wester II (@mikewazowski_13) July 28, 2024
43.
apparently horses don't get medals in the olympics and i think that's kinda fucked up
— eric van allen (@seamoosi) July 29, 2024
44.
Me after sending my first email on a Monday #OlympicGames pic.twitter.com/DqWbCRSUNK
— char manning 🌟 (@xylottie) July 29, 2024
45.
my current olympics obsession is henrik christiansen, this swimmer from norway who’s obsessed with the chocolate muffins in the olympic village and can’t stop making tiktoks about them pic.twitter.com/v7MkOOj3o1
— aaalex 🪩🎀✨ (@dunebarbie) July 30, 2024
46.
the south west side of chicago be like pic.twitter.com/GZxX4tBQec
— camille (@CamiFleming) July 31, 2024
47.
me at gym pic.twitter.com/eiIum1tLOA
— no context gay 🏳️🌈 (@nocontextgayy) July 28, 2024
48. And lastly:
Me: i can’t stand this damn countryAlso me during Track and Field Olympics: pic.twitter.com/oI4elo1Yyl
— Scottie (@ScottieBeam) July 30, 2024
