8 More Pinoy Personalities
Who Would Be Awesome
By Tim Henares
It’s been a while since we wrote about our wishlist for local personalities we would like to be featured as Waze navigators. A lot has happened since then, and the personalities we wish to hear navigate us around the metro have become more, well, interesting. Check out 8 more personalities we would like to hear make us turn right.
8. Manny Pacquiao
The Bible-quoting Senator would probably give you awesome directions the way he gives awesome motions in the Senate. He won’t be available to use, though, during the dates he’s preparing for a fight.
“Ayon sa Salmo 23: Oo, bagaman ako’y maglakbay sa libis ng lilim ng kamatayan, wala akong kakatakutan. Let’s go, you know?”
7. Anne Curtis
The biggest celebrity of our generation recently got engaged to Erwan Heussaff, so what better way to mark her new state in life than to be our next Waze navigator? The catch: she has to sing out all her instructions.
“‘Til now, I always got by on my own, I never even cared until I met you. And now it chills me to the bone! Turn left ka sa Magalong! Turn left ka sa Magalong!”
6. Mocha Uson
Our resident trustworthy not-a-journalist would never steer us wrong. Would she? Would she?
“Handa na ba kayo, mga ka-DDS? Tara na! Ma’am Leni, kayo po ba yan? May lakad na naman? Daming time”
5. Papa Jack
Now, not only will he give you horrible love advice in the middle of the night, he’ll also give you navigational advice of possibly the same quality!
“Lumampas ka na naman sa roundabout! Bumalik ka! Bumalik ka! Nakakainis ka na, eh!”