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Anti-Valentine's Day Gifts For All The Heartbreakers Out There

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You might actually like these anti-Valentine's Day gifts, even if you're tired of all the love in the air. (Photo: HuffPost )
You might actually like these anti-Valentine's Day gifts, even if you're tired of all the love in the air. (Photo: HuffPost )

It’s a tough time for nonromantics: Love’s not just in the air, it’s all over the place.

But don’t worry, heartbreakers. If you’re hoping for a night in away from all the Valentine’s Day madness, we found the best anti-Valentine’s Day gifts to get for yourself, your equally skeptical friends or your partner .

Take a peek at these anti-Valentine’s Day gifts that won’t make you gag:

A fancy, heart-shaped Dutch oven from Le Creuset

Share (or don't) a romantic dinner without having to step inside a crowded restaurant filled with lovebirds. <a href="https://fave.co/2O3Po3c" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"><strong>Find it at&nbsp;Le Creuset</strong></a>, which also offers free shipping on any order.

A mat that's all about "me, myself and I"

In the words of <a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/rupauls-drag-race-rupaul-charles-jp8OMnc9E4dxe" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">RuPaul</a>,&ldquo;If you don't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?&rdquo; <strong><a href="https://fave.co/2GxqRPz" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Find it at Urban Outfitters</a></strong>. Keep in mind that this mat won't ship until after Valentine's Day.

A mask to stay in and unbothered

Get your skin glowing while knowing that you didn't overspend on flowers that'll wilt in a week. <strong><a href="https://fave.co/38IODEn" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Find it at Sephora</a></strong>.
Get your skin glowing while knowing that you didn't overspend on flowers that'll wilt in a week. Find it at Sephora.

Ceramic plant pops that aren't for red roses

Forget about red roses. These ceramic pops that are for plant parents and theif little one that just keeps growing. <strong><a href="https://fave.co/2RwdXHU" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Find them at The Sill</a></strong>.
Forget about red roses. These ceramic pops that are for plant parents and theif little one that just keeps growing. Find them at The Sill.

A pair of earrings for a girls-only night out

Luckily, you won't have a love-hate relationships with these earrings. <a href="https://fave.co/37Ba9uv" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"><strong>Find them at Urban Outfitters</strong></a>.
Luckily, you won't have a love-hate relationships with these earrings. Find them at Urban Outfitters.

A stain remover that's perfect for when you're wining and whining

An anti-Valentine's Day celebration needs wine. And a lot of it. So this red wine stain remover will come in handy. <a href="https://fave.co/2S0RlOK" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"><strong>Find it at Uncommon Goods</strong></a>.
An anti-Valentine's Day celebration needs wine. And a lot of it. So this red wine stain remover will come in handy. Find it at Uncommon Goods.

A garland that puts ovaries before brovaries

It's perfect for a Galentine's Day brunch. <strong><a href="https://fave.co/2O5P7wl" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Find it at Etsy</a></strong>.
It's perfect for a Galentine's Day brunch. Find it at Etsy.

A pair of socks for crazy cat ladies

Wear your "crazy cat lady" badge with pride.&nbsp;<strong><a href="https://fave.co/2GBifr7" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Find them at ModCloth</a></strong>.
Wear your "crazy cat lady" badge with pride. Find them at ModCloth.

A T-shirt that cuts right to the chase

"Meh" is right. <a href="https://fave.co/2U3x7qd" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"><strong>Find this tee at Etsy</strong></a>.
"Meh" is right. Find this tee at Etsy.

A beauty fridge for your true loves

You have to treat your skin, too.&nbsp;<strong><a href="https://fave.co/37Cg4zM" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Find it at Urban Outfitters</a></strong>.
You have to treat your skin, too. Find it at Urban Outfitters.

A croissant destress ball

Yeah, Valentine's Day can be overwhelming. But this croissant-shaped destress ball will be around all year. <a href="https://fave.co/2tXp186" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"><strong>Find it at ban.do</strong></a>.
Yeah, Valentine's Day can be overwhelming. But this croissant-shaped destress ball will be around all year. Find it at ban.do.

A lipstick vibrator that's just for you

You don't have to share this one. <a href="https://fave.co/2vu5r3K" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"><strong>Find it at Dame</strong></a>.
You don't have to share this one. Find it at Dame.

A bouquet of black roses that would make Beetlejuice smile

These will fit more with your aesthetic, anyway. <strong><a href="https://amzn.to/2GsDdsk" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Find them at Amazon</a></strong>.
These will fit more with your aesthetic, anyway. Find them at Amazon.

A card with a disheveled Cupid

Unlike his arrow, this card will be a hit with your most cynical friends. <strong><a href="https://fave.co/2RUQ1wZ" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Find it at Etsy</a></strong>.
Unlike his arrow, this card will be a hit with your most cynical friends. Find it at Etsy.

Teabags that'll have you spilling some tea

Sometimes you just need to unwind with a cup of tea and gossip from your friends. <a href="https://fave.co/310GkkJ" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"><strong>Find it at Uncommon Goods</strong></a>.
Sometimes you just need to unwind with a cup of tea and gossip from your friends. Find it at Uncommon Goods.

A mask to shield you from cheesy Valentine's Day Instagram posts

For when the cheesiness gets to be too much, just put on this eye mask and take a mental vacation. <strong><a href="https://fave.co/2Rzo5jq" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Find it at ban.do</a></strong>.&nbsp;
For when the cheesiness gets to be too much, just put on this eye mask and take a mental vacation. Find it at ban.do

A mitt that professes your hatred

The horse on this mitt gets it. <a href="https://fave.co/36xGOjp" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"><strong>Find it at Always Fits</strong></a>.&nbsp;
The horse on this mitt gets it. Find it at Always Fits

A candle that you'll swipe right on

Sorry, not sorry. <strong><a href="https://fave.co/2RwrQpw" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Find it at Homesick Candles</a></strong>.
Sorry, not sorry. Find it at Homesick Candles.

A pair of socks that express your feelings perfectly

Sometimes, you're just not feeling the lemons that life gives you.&nbsp;<strong><a href="https://fave.co/2O0Ralx" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Find them at ModCloth</a></strong>.
Sometimes, you're just not feeling the lemons that life gives you. Find them at ModCloth.

A sleep jumpsuit for lounging around

Let's face it: Restaurants on Valentine's Day are too packed and painful to be in. It's much better to stay in, put on this jumpsuit and watch a horror movie. <strong><a href="https://fave.co/2GvlZKX" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Find it at Anthropologie</a></strong>.

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