Denny's Sausage Mascot Looks Like Poop, And The Restaurant Won't Change It

Carly Ledbetter
Twitter users just now realized that one of Denny’s mascots, a sausage wearing a hat, unfortunately bears an uncanny resemblance to poop.

Aw, crap. 

Twitter users just now realized that one of Denny’s mascots, a sausage wearing a hat, unfortunately bears an uncanny resemblance to poop.

Though some people believe the sausage mascot is new, the breakfast chain confirmed with HuffPost that it actually debuted in 2014 as part of the “Grand Slams” web series. 

The sausage is just having its fifteen minutes of feces fame now: