The Kardashians love love — between Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian alone, they’ve been married five times — so it’s no surprise that the fam went all out for Valentine’s Day.
Kris threw one of her epic bashes, bringing together family (Kim and Kanye West, Khloé Kardashian and Tristan Thompson, and Rob Kardashian) and friends (Jada Pinkett Smith, Kyle Richards, and Faye Resnick), as well as her own love, Corey Gamble.
The place was decorated to the hilt — name tags were made from the chocolate left over from Kim’s fragrance boxes, and there was a red rose chandelier — but, most importantly, there was karaoke. It was during that sing-along that we were given a true treat, the gift that keeps on giving — an appearance by drunk Kris Jenner.
The million dollar momager, 62, sang tunes with Kyle and Faye — from Billy Joel’s “Uptown Girl” to Spice Girls’ “Wannabe.” Kyle was surprisingly good. Kris, on the other hand, was more hilarious. She was running around barefoot, singing nonstop, clearly enjoying herself.
Kris Jenner is actually me when I’m drunk x pic.twitter.com/7nbRQ1Dbbk
— • Crich • (@MeganCrichtonn) February 15, 2018
Khloé and Kim both recorded the shenanigans, as all good daughters would.
— Maddy (@madelinerose_) February 15, 2018
After all, someone needed to save this for posterity.
drunk kris jenner on khloes story has made my whole year pic.twitter.com/8vSTGJ4tvN
— shauna (@pixieshauna) February 15, 2018
At one point, Kris was clutching the mic, but Khloe speculated that she had fallen asleep.
My aesthetic is drunk Kris Jenner falling asleep doing Britney Spears karaoke while Kyle Richards and The Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick swoop in for the save pic.twitter.com/jRytZZONn9
— Christine (@ckbarrett) February 15, 2018
Tell us this bit of Kris giving the finger isn’t forever GIF-able.
Drunk Kris Jenner is my spirit animal pic.twitter.com/bbKw1y5iRy
— PopBuzz (@popbuzz) February 15, 2018
There were two other highlights. One was Kim, playing with a Kimye4ever filter, explaining to Kanye, “You’re half of Kimye.” He didn’t seem impressed or to care. In the next video, she said he was “ignoring” her for playing with filters.
“You’re half of KimYe.”
Kanye was not liking the Snapchat filters via : kimkardashian pic.twitter.com/yzHcNyHQNL
— TeamKanyeDaily (@TeamKanyeDaily) February 15, 2018
Kanye appeared to be long gone by the time karaoke started — though he had a preview when guests sang his song “Runway” at the table. We assume he was sleeping by then because, ya know.
Another highlight was the Rob cameo. He looked happy to give a wave in Kim’s video. Basically any time the guy is out of the house seems like a win.
On Thursday, Rob posted a photo of his Valentine, Dream.
Those Kardashians love hard, don’t they? And mama Kris Jenner parties hard.