Kamala Harris Needs A Vice President, And These 14 People Have Some Very Funny Ideas On That
Now that Joe Biden has decided to step down as the Democratic nominee, all eyes are on Vice President Kamala Harris. If she ends up being the party's new nominee (and that's looking very likely), that begs the question: Who will be her VP?
Well, the internet has some ideas about that. While there's a list of likely VP picks going around, it's a bit early to speculate on that. So instead, here are the internet's best jokes about who Harris could pick:
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Kamala’s VP options: pic.twitter.com/G5WF0g3AZA
— Robert Komaniecki (@Komaniecki_R) July 21, 2024
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Kamala looking for a VP pic.twitter.com/iV258CuAXY
— Connor Ewing (@ConnorMEwing) July 21, 2024
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Kamala’s VP pick is gonna emit unprecedented levels of white straight maleness. Like you don’t even understand, he will be radioactively caucasian. the human equivalent of salmon shorts smeared with mayonnaise. he’s gonna say shit like “golly gee willikers. this is how we win.
— Peter Twinklage (@PeterTwinklage) July 19, 2024
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Kamala picking a running mate pic.twitter.com/cUJ7FCOHac
— Rohita Kadambi (@RohitaKadambi) July 21, 2024
Twitter: @RohitaKadambi / NBC
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kamala comes out to the podium and announces she’s chosen her vp. the lights dim. a screen rises up behind her. a clock appears. when it hits zero, you hear “it’s been a long time coming…”
— alex 🌈🌙 🪐 (@albatrosslor) July 21, 2024
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Kamala we have found your VP pic.twitter.com/rmM9vDiiuc
— rev (@whyrev) July 21, 2024
Twitter: @whyrev / Frazer Harrison / Getty Images
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Gen Z is the most unserious generation “praying that Kamala picks Pete as her running mate…”tiktok comments: “wait Pete Davidson??” pic.twitter.com/ObXqYGLfqa
— Danielle Vermeer (@DLVermeer) July 22, 2024
Twitter: @DLVermeer / @Stephcarringtonn
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Kamala VP pick pic.twitter.com/2Qje5nusiT
— Chris (@cdmukasa) July 21, 2024
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if Kamala becomes the nominee she’d probably pick a VP who balances her out. but if she wants someone who matches and accentuates her energy then there’s only one choice pic.twitter.com/7p7s6kd7G2
— Michael (@michael__42) July 16, 2024
Twitter: @michael__42 / Bravo / MSNBC
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As a goof, what if Kamala ALSO selects JD Vance to be her running mate?
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) July 22, 2024
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Kamala and Pete ticket pic.twitter.com/RWbsrOGCM4
— mk (@mkncheese) July 21, 2024
Twitter: @mkncheese / Fox
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saving this for kamala’s running mate when the time comes pic.twitter.com/e8vYKVP0yI
— smallest church (@_smallestchurch) July 20, 2024
