It wasn’t the quality of the bake or the audibility of the snap that stole the show in last night’s biscuit task on The Great British Bake Off.
Rather, it was some amusingly ambiguous decoration.
New contestant Dan, a full-time parent of two, decided to decorate his showstopper ‘selfie biscuit’ with a scene which meant a lot to him.
It was of him holding his new baby in Palm Springs, the infant wrapped in a blanket, as the sun bathes in the blue sky above.
Except perhaps pink might not have been the best choice for the swaddling.
On judging it, host Paul Hollywood said that it looked ‘like a prawn’.
But viewers knew better…
Biscuit Dan cradling a biscuit penis is the Bake Off i’m here for tbh #GBBO
— Steph (@SenoritaPoopRat) August 28, 2018
My mother has been creasing herself laughing for a good 15 minutes now over the penis biscuit #gbbo
— Chryslop (@ChrsHslp) August 28, 2018
— Mary Montague (@marymontague007) August 28, 2018
— Eve Betts (@evebetts21) August 28, 2018
penis biscuit baby
— elen ! (@elengrffths) August 28, 2018
Penis biscuit baby, we shall not forget you.