Peace be upon you Madam, can I see your breasts? Local celeb on receiving end of ever most polite creepy DM

Ah, Coconauts — what would a week be without some kind of creep sliding into your DMs, wondering if you’d like to see their dick pic, and then not bothering to wait for an answer before they send you an unsolicited picture of their member next to a bowl of guacamole?

A week that didn’t happen, amirite?!

Meet Malaysian celeb, Fatin Afeefa.

Actress:


Lover of skin care:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx9JgvGlqVA/

Imbiber and shiller of some kind of local health tonic:

https://www.instagram.com/p/ByIE_fDFQ4E/

Fatin was also on the receiving end of this week’s most polite creep DM, where a user asked her in his most formal Malay, if she could please show him her breasts:

 

Our internet gentleman began by expressing, “Peace be upon you,” and quickly moved to a formal request to see Fatin’s breasts.

Seeing the absurdity in this, Fatin uploaded the DM to her Twitter account, cheekily adding, “Whats important is the greeting.”

Oh, and in case you were wondering — he prolly sent a dick pic along with it too:

Ah, internet. Thanks for the laugh — it’s been a stressful day.

“Asking for nudes. Syariah compliant”

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