After being discharged from Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, Angelina did some discharging of her own in the back of a cab on the way home from the bar. Earlier in the night, JWoww explained to Angelina that even though they’re now friends, the original group of seven wanted to spend their final days in Miami alone and that Angelina would have to leave the next day. Angelina understood, and the whole gang went out for a blowout to celebrate her last night.
In the cab on the way home, Angelina gave the group something to remember her by. It all started when one of the girls asked, “Who farted?” That led to this delightful exchange: “I sharted in my pants,” Angelina said. Snooki asked, “You sharted?” “No, it’s not just a shart,” Angelina responded, “I s*** my pants. I’m so sorry.”
Things only went from bad to worse when Angelina exclaimed, “I s*** on the seat!” You might think the driver, who was gagging from the smell, would make some skid marks of her own at this point and kick them to the curb. But she did her job and got them home safely. Angelina later said she didn’t actually crap her pants, but if that were true, these words would never have left her mouth: “Let me change my f***ing panties please. … I’m gonna put ‘em in a bag so I can bring ‘em home with me.”
Stay classy, Angelina.
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