'Top Model' Channels 'Honey Boo Boo' With Trailer Park Photo Shoot

Updated 23 August 2013 at 5:32 pm

We see the fingerless glove that Chris H. is sporting but you don't really need gloves to go four-wheeling. Silly boy. Meanwhile, Jourdan is solid with those red high heels. If she spills sketti sauce she has nothing to worry about.

Is that Fanta Orange Kool Aid slush Renee has in the blender? There better not be actual fruit in there. And they're going to need a bigger blender, fo sho. Maybe a kiddie pool and a rake would have been the redneck way to mix the concoction!

'Merica, you better redneck-ognize! Kanani, Jeremy, Don and Sugar Pop Pop are owning that yard. Y'all wanna make bets on when the squeeze cheese fight's gonna start?

You don't have to be a psychic to know that when Marvin and Jiana go back inside, they're going to nosh on cheese balls, let out a few comically loud farts, and do some major couponing.

Fail, Mike and Alex! Everybody knows that above ground pools are the bomb and that Sugar Bear is real good at putting 'em together. This pool ain't country at all!

Nice try Nina with your short shorts and flirty pose. You too, Phil, rocking that weight and those tube socks. But y'all don't compare to the princess on the pedestal. Sorry, #notsorry!

What we have here is a breach of Boo Boo Etiquette. All pageant ready cuties like to be the center of attention, but fancy pants Chris and Jourdan are trying to steal the spotlight, pawing at each other like dogs in heat. Judges don't like that and there's a reason they don't got sashes.

Johnny, Kanani, Don, and Jeremy look a little zoned from fun in the sun. It's a perfect, ripe time for a water balloon ambush. You hear that, Sugar Bear!

That trucker hat is working really hard to convince us that Johnny, Jiana, and Marvin are country people. They don't look like they stockpile rolls of toilet paper and smell each other's breath for fun. One thing's clear: Going from the runway to redneck is a bumpy ride. Who wants to go again?

P'shaw! "Honey Boo Boo" fans know we're just playin'. The first family of McIntyre, Georgia lives in a house, y'all, not a trailer. But some fancy folk from "America's Next Top Model" recently got all up in Mama June's style of life and fashions. Don't believe us? Check out the following snaps from the show's latest photo shoot to see for yourself. — Caroline Kepnes, Yahoo! TV