12 irresistibly gross products you need in your life — immediately

Say hello to Shittens, disposable mitten-shaped moist wipes (Photo: Amazon)
The 10 most satisfyingly gross products on Amazon (Photo: Amazon)

Face it: We’re fascinated by the grotesque. And we’re always looking for that next life-changing product, too. So when the two are combined—odd, quirky items that make life easier—it’s a match made in shopping heaven. Amazon has everything under the sun, including strange, eyebrow-raising goods with surprisingly high reviews. We’re talking underwear with a carbon panel to filter out farts. And gloves designed to soak up snot from that runny nose. See, told ya so. Weird-yet-wonderful products can solve problems you never even knew you had. We just can’t get enough, and we can’t look away—and, trust us, you won’t be able to either.

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Blackhead Remover Mask

Blackhead Remover Mask (Photo: Amazon)
Blackhead Remover Mask (Photo: Amazon)

Apply this jet-black goo to your face, wait 15 minutes for it to solidify into a mask, then peel it off in one fell swoop to see the remains of your blackheads and whiteheads sticking to the surface. Reviewers report decreased pore size and increased radiance. Talk about satisfying.

Shop it: Blackhead Remover Mask, $15, amazon.com

Evelots Toilet Mug

Evelots Toliet Mug (Photo: Amazon)
Evelots Toliet Mug (Photo: Amazon)

Need an extra jolt in the morning? Your cup of coffee will look richer and taste even more pungent when sipped from this ceramic toilet bowl mug. Good til the last drop!

Shop it: Evelots Toilet Mug, $10, amazon.com

BAKblade 2.0/ELITE PLUS – Back Hair Removal and Body Shaver

Buh-bye yeti, hello clean-shaven man. The BAKblade can be used wet or dry and features three four-inch razors and a long S-shaped handle to access the shoulders and curve around the torso to reach the lower back. It even comes with a wall mount so he can display it proudly in the man cave and whip it out when the manscaping mood strikes.

Shop it: BAKblade 2.0/ELITE PLUS – Back Hair Removal and Body Shaver, $35, amazon.com

Shreddies USA Flatulence Filtering Women’s Hi-Waist Briefs

Shreddies USA Flatulence Filtering Women’s Hi-Waist Briefs (Photo: Amazon)
Shreddies USA Flatulence Filtering Women’s Hi-Waist Briefs (Photo: Amazon)

These undies filter out farts. That’s right—thanks to a carbon filter (the same kind used in chemical warfare suits!) that absorbs and neutralizes odors, you can let loose all day long and no one will be the wiser. And don’t worry, there are men’s briefs available for that tooting man in your life.

Shop it: Shreddies USA Flatulence Filtering Women’s Hi-Waist Briefs, $44, amazon.com

Mr. Sniffles Egg Separator

Mr. Sniffles Egg Separator (Photo: Amazon)
Mr. Sniffles Egg Separator (Photo: Amazon)

Separating eggs from yolks can be a snot of work. Not with Mr. Sniffles—just crack an egg into this guy and tip him forward to watch those whites drip out of his nostrils like you’re skiing Mont Tremblant in the middle of a blizzard. Bring on the omelettes.

Shop it: Mr. Sniffles Egg Separator, $13, amazon.com

Fresh Balls Lotion for Men

Fresh Balls Lotion for Men (Photo: Amazon)
Fresh Balls Lotion for Men (Photo: Amazon)

Here’s the perfect gift for that sweaty man in your life, especially if he’s prone to chafing “down there.” This oatmeal-infused lotion is quick drying and can be used every day to deal with sweatiness, stickiness, and overall ickiness. Reviewers like it much better than talcum powder—especially because it’s less mess. And you can’t beat the name. (Aluminum, paraben and talc-free.)

Shop it: Fresh Balls Lotion for Men, $12, amazon.com

Snittens – The Original Snot Mittens

Snittens for Ladies – The Original Snot Mittens (Photo: Amazon)
Snittens for Ladies – The Original Snot Mittens (Photo: Amazon)

">Blowing your nose with a tissue is so 2014. And who wants ratty snot rags taking up space in your pockets? With Snittens, super-absorbent, super-soft snot mittens, just wipe your nose like you know you want to. Then toss in the wash later—or not.

Shop it: Snittens for Ladies – The Original Snot Mittens, $20, amazon.com

NAD’s Nose Wax for Men & Women

NAD’s Nose Wax for Men & Women (Photo: Amazon)
NAD’s Nose Wax for Men & Women (Photo: Amazon)

Hair-free nostrils can now be yours, thanks to this sensitive wax infused with chamomile and aloe. Just warm up the wax, insert the tool, wait two minutes, and rip out those visible hairs for up to four weeks of freedom. Need reassurance? According to the company, nine out of 10 users say it’s less painful than plucking. Hmmmm.

Shop it: NAD’s Nose Wax for Men & Women, $17, amazon.com

Sir Perky Novelty Condiment Bottle Topper

Sir Perky Novelty Condiment Bottle Topper (Photo: Amazon)
Sir Perky Novelty Condiment Bottle Topper (Photo: Amazon)

Pop this onto your favorite bottle of syrup, ketchup, mayo, or BBQ sauce and look forward to free-flowing butt jokes all day long. Just remember: One squirt goes a long way. Makes a great white elephant gift. Particularly disgusting with mustard!

Shop it: Sir Perky Novelty Condiment Bottle Topper, $7, amazon.com

TagBand Skin Tag Removal Device

TagBand Skin Tag Removal Device (Photo: Amazon)
TagBand Skin Tag Removal Device (Photo: Amazon)

Skip a trip to the doc and fulfill your dermatological fantasies with this gadget that lets you remove skin tags in the comfort of your own bathroom. Reviewers say it really works!

Shop it: TagBandSkin Tag Removal Device, $20, amazon.com

Shittens Disposable Mitten-shaped Moist Wipes — ON SALE

Say hello to Shittens, disposable mitten-shaped moist wipes (Photo: Amazon)
Say hello to Shittens, disposable mitten-shaped moist wipes (Photo: Amazon)

Time for number two? It can be a slippery slope when it comes to cleaning up without contaminating your precious paws. These disposable wipes fit over your entire hand for protection and peace of mind. Great for kids and pets too. Just sayin.

Shop it: Shittens Disposable Mitten-shaped Moist Wipes, $20 for 20 wipes (was $22), amazon.com

Fanny Pack Dad Bag

Fanny Pack Dad Bag (Photo: Amazon)
Fanny Pack Dad Bag (Photo: Amazon)

And you thought fanny packs weren’t cool! Let it all hang out, while keeping everything contained, with this zippered beer belly pouch. Comes with a free gift that’s almost as good as the product itself: a pair of socks with “If you can read this bring me a beer” written on the bottom.

Shop it: Fanny Pack Dad Bag, $9.50, amazon.com

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