The Daily Beast
The race hadn’t been called yet. But Jon Stewart had seen enough. The host ended his live Election Night edition of The Daily Show with a furious rant about anyone who claimed to know what would happen on Tuesday. “I do want to very quickly send a quick message to all the pollsters, the election pollsters: Blow me,” Stewart said. “I don’t want to f---ing hear from you again, ever. I don’t ever want to hear, ‘We’ve connected to the…’ You don’t know s--t about s--t, and I don’t care for it.”