The weirdest Kim Kardashian official endorsements and merchandise

Smoking is bad, yes, but not as bad as this Kim Kardashian ‘ass tray’ which we can only presume pays homage to the following lyric in husband Kanye West’s “Mercy”: “Roll my weed on it; that’s an ass tray. Copyright: [Kimoji]

To match your ‘ass tray’ you can even roll your own cigarettes with Kim’s face. Copyright: [Kimoji]

Or how about a ‘Never not high’ hat presumably designed to be worn by roofers. Copyright: [Kimoji]

For vertigo sufferers, there is always this ‘2 High 4 This’ phone case. Copyright: [Kimoji]

Get out the sewing box – here’s your very own Kim K bum patch. Copyright: [Kimoji]

Also in the range this ‘Hella munchies’ rolling paper. Copyright: [Kimoji]

Or how’s about this Cheetos fingers air freshener? Copyright: [Kimoji]

As part of her range to celebrate 4/20 day we present to you ‘Sorry for what I said when I was high’ lighter. To clarify, Kim herself doesn’t even drink. Copyright: [Kimoji]

What else but a Kim Kardashian prayer candle – we’re sure Jesus would be just chuffed. Copyright: [Kimoji]

Having a bad day? Slip on these FML sliders. Copyright: [Kimoji]

Having an even worse day? Slip on this middle finger long sleeve tee. Copyright: [Kimoji]

Summer 2017 won’t be complete without your very own Kim K bum pool float. Copyright: [Kimoji]

Give the gift of Kim K with this Kimoji wrapping paper. Copyright: [Kimoji]

And, of course, the app that launched all of this – the Kimoji app that featured the likes of boobs, waist trainers and cry face emojis. Which, according to reports, was getting downloaded at a rate of 9,000 times per millisecond on its first day. Copyright: [Kimoji]

You can even become Kim Kardashian in her Hollywood game which is believed to have earned her an insane $160 million. Copyright: [Kim Kardashian]

But it hasn’t always been so glamorous. Back in 2010, Kim signed a celebrity endorsement deal with Charmin – and even cut the ribbon at the red carpet opening of a bathroom in NYC. Copyright: [Getty]

In 2010, the Kardashians launched their very own Mastercard – the Kardashian Kard. However, it was quickly called ‘the worst credit card ever’ and found to have a number of high surcharges and activation costs. Copyright: [Getty]

Of course, what kind of celebrity would Kim Kardashian be without her own range of fragrances. Copyright: [Kim Kardashian]

What better place to store all your Kardashian endorsed makeup than in your very own Kim Kardashian makeup bag? Copyright: [Kimoji]

Kim also ended up being sued for promoting these diet pills after their effectiveness was pulled into question. Copyright: [Kim Kardashian]

Trainers that Kim K claimed would give you a butt just like hers just by shuffling around in them. Unsurprisingly this is one endorsement that ended in a lawsuit over the claims. Copyright: [Sketchers]

Kim kicked off the controversial waist training craze back in 2014 when she endorsed the product on her Instagram. Copyright: [Kim Kardashian]