12 Clever Church Signs That Will Make You Burst Out Laughing

Kelly O'Sullivan

Updated 15 March 2017 at 12:14 pm

Every church has one: The big sign out front complete with changeable block letters. Sometimes the messages are meant to inspire people or make a statement. Other times, they're just trying to make us laugh. Read through some of the most amusing church signs from across the country and try not to crack a smile.

1. And they're sugar free!

New sign at our church. Ha! Love it! pic.twitter.com/q9A2sbmQMu
- Joseph Mulak (@JosephMulak) July 5, 2016

2. Hot as the dickens.

Church sign of the week- pic.twitter.com/A0HxuHKRoL
- Bill Reichart (@BillReichart) July 7, 2016

3. Straight to the point.

Perfect church sign on Christianity Today website ... pic.twitter.com/ERJhOGGonf
- Fernando Ortega (@Ferndiggity) July 8, 2016

4. They're doomed.

Graphic sign, for sure @GREGCERGOL4NY story https://t.co/6ASyQTObFO @NBCNewYork pic.twitter.com/iOAirSysBQ
- Brian Thompson (@brian4NY) May 18, 2016

5. Curse those skiers.

#humor #funnychurchsign pic.twitter.com/9ZVTfJ5frs
- Women of Pearl (@Women_of_Pearl) September 21, 2016

6. Forget about the Red Sea.

#Houston church sign gives flood-delayed drivers a laugh https://t.co/lTFo8ysajv #HouNews #KHOU pic.twitter.com/OicX6SfMyH
- KHOU 11 News Houston (@KHOU) May 10, 2016

7. Very punny.

Local church sign. Funny yet creative. pic.twitter.com/fJxe8M83rL
- Phabian Juarez (@phabman77) February 20, 2017

8. The almighty one has spoken!

And I'm the only one with the key.... #gopackgo #jobperks #illinoisliving #churchsigns pic.twitter.com/1Yg2FX3mij
- Nicole (@Ni_Cocoa92) January 16, 2017

9. One for the "Star Wars" fans.

Church sign that I passed in Voluntown, CT on the way back from RI. I thought it was very clever. pic.twitter.com/jR3nx31li3
- Tom P (@TomPechillo) May 9, 2016

10. Calling all dog lovers.

Sign outside a Pentacostal church in Espanola pic.twitter.com/aoKXaVRbQq
- Norm Tollinsky (@ntollinsky) May 27, 2016

11. Wait for it...

@bbfan_ld @sheryllnkansas @BedazzleCats we could use them in VA! Check out this sign at a church near me... pic.twitter.com/wtO3Pgg6UP
- Kate Zimmerman (@VACastleFan) May 27, 2016

12. The golden rule.

#ChurchSignoftheWeek: #GoldenRule ~ https://t.co/IIoSCKJXzv pic.twitter.com/GzXG09MWLS
- Lloyd Hamilton (@LloydRHamilton) May 28, 2016

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