50 Extremely Unfortunate People Who Just Had A Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much Worse Month Than You
If you just had the absolute worst month, just remember...
1.The person whose truck lost its battle with the beach:
2.The person who drove into the one place you should never drive into:
3.The person whose mom likes her iPads super toasty:
4.The person whose humidifier really put a damper on things:
5.The person who straight-up went William Tell mode on their cellphone:
6.The person who quite literally laundered their money:
7.The person who is going to be cleaning goop out of their oven until the cows come home:
8.The person who had a very rational reaction to seeing an insect:
9.The person who loves all their pets very much, I'm sure:
10.The person who straight-up had a Hanna-Barbera cartoon moment while fishin' down at the crick:
11.The person whose patio table simply ceased to exist:
12.The person who will be using a lint roller on their jeans until the cows come home:
13.The person who is going to have to play the worst game of bobbing for apples the world has ever seen:
14.The person whose dreams were smashed before their eyes:
15.The person who ordered extra mold on their pizza:
16.The person who learned time's oldest lesson:
17.The person who will handle cumin like radioactive material from now on:
18.The person whose package has found its eternal resting place:
19.The person who learned that the best mornings start with a huge mess to clean up:
20.The person whose dryer got a cool new makeover:
21.The person who pretty much got stuck like a character in The Sims:
22.The person who was betrayed by the pancake they loved the most:
23.The person who just needs a break:
24.The person who left a trail of berry:
25.The person whose rear end is now accepting thoughts and prayers:
26.The person who got a little extra value in their lunch today:
27.The person whose plant is laughing at them from the Great Beyond:
RIP, plant.
28.The person who was voted "Most Likely to Have to Get a Ring Surgically Removed":
29.The person who was betrayed by the french fries they loved the most:
30.The person whose ring is lost to the crevices of their bathroom:
31.The person whose shoes just got a fresh new dye job:
32.The person who is about to eat Schrödinger's chips:
33.The person whose basement is now an in-ground pool:
34.The person who gave their baby the most beautiful name:
35.The person who got a little extra iron in their nutritious serving of hot dogs:
36.The person who got a little extra cronch with their water:
37.The person whose stairs will smell of beef for the rest of all time:
38.The person who was lucky enough to find a friendly little worm in their fruit:
39.The person who might want to turn the volume down:
40.The person who got a fun souvenir from the dentist:
41.The person who just got conked on the head by nature's wrath:
42.The person whose car is about to be very, very sticky:
43.The person whose house will, at the very least, ward off any and all vampires for the foreseeable future:
44.The person who almost got caught by a fish beyond the grave:
45.The person whose dinner is about to make everyone in a three-block radius sneeze:
46.The person who spilled an absolutely comical amount of paper shreddings:
47.The person whose garlic bread just solved the Lament Configuration:
48.The person whose record just got extra wavy:
49.The person whose headphones look positively delicious:
Yum.
50.And the person whose sign went more ignored than any sign has ever been ignored:
Hate to see it, folks. You really do.
