Alex Jones Clarifies Asinine 'Eat Your Leftist Ass' Post And Hilarity Ensues
Alex Jones caused a “hole” lot of confusion Wednesday with a social media post threatening to “eat your leftist ass.”
Since there was little context beyond a photo of Jones and the ass-eating offer, it was unclear whether the post was an attack or a romantic gesture.
— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) March 13, 2024
Naturally, folks on X, formerly Twitter, thought it would be funnier to interpret the post as the latter, and trolled the conspiracy-spewing radio host.
Well you better take me out for dinner and drinks first https://t.co/L0NSzPMFXP
— NeilMackay (@NeilMackay) March 14, 2024
I’ll allow it. https://t.co/EHHd4O6cP8
— Malcolm Nance (@MalcolmNance) March 13, 2024
The information war is really a love story https://t.co/5IeScAqMXm
— Luke Zaleski (@ZaleskiLuke) March 14, 2024
I think the Barry White-ish look really makes this meme bang. https://t.co/xqySq1jLdD
— Denver Riggleman (@RepRiggleman) March 13, 2024
I’m a conservative, but I’m gonna take one for the team. pic.twitter.com/HOI5idSq61
— Amiri King (@AmiriKing) March 14, 2024
At least he’s trying to make amends. https://t.co/DiPL6ZEM0y
— Jon Cryer (@MrJonCryer) March 13, 2024
I guess he’s gone from own show to OnlyFans. https://t.co/oTu2RPgCeb
— Troy Fokker (@Corsair8X) March 14, 2024
Given the amount of shit you talk, I assumed you ate nothing BUT ass. 🧐
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) March 13, 2024
Jones tried to claim that the post was “a joke,” but one person suggested that the talk show provocateur simply couldn’t “hold back your anilingus fetish any longer.”
You absolutely did not post this to spark debate.
You just couldn't hold back your anilingus fetish any longer. Own it, Alex. Be proud.
(If you'd been referring to cannibalism you would've said 'rump' or 'butt' or similar.)— Matthew Toohey (@TooheyMatthew) March 14, 2024
Jones explained: “I did it on purpose. That’s the point it had a double meaning.”
However, he eventually got angry at the barrage of butt-oriented jokes at his expense, and said that the post was about something bigger than just posterior pleasure.
In fact, he claimed that the post was about cannibalism:
The left has misunderstood what my intention was in posting this meme. I am taking about the road warrior collapse that has already begun because of the policy’s of The Great Reset.
I am taking about Cannibalism as defined as the consumption of another human’s flesh. 10 days without food and over 80% of people start eating each other.
You guys want to bring down civilization so I just wanted to warn you. Good luck…
If Jones thought the clarification would settle the issue, he was sadly mistaken, based on the reactions he got.
As one person told him, “When you’re explaining, you’re losing.”
“Salads Tossed While You Wait”, is how it reads, though. https://t.co/st6RkHPelF
— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) March 14, 2024
Nah…we all know what you meant..🤭😂🤣🍽️😘 https://t.co/U1NeT9HA0hpic.twitter.com/iuGvpXqCd8
— Jen 🇺🇸🏴☠️ (@jerrieskid) March 14, 2024
alex backpedaling after promising to eat our asses, shameful https://t.co/mjRdqw87YR
— 𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 (@KLobstar) March 14, 2024
It seems Ben Shapiro and Alex, lately, both have this quality of “sub optimum communication,” that they blame on audiences… like how exactly would you expect “I’m going to eat your ass” to read? https://t.co/gWHy0eBOc9
— Matt Searles (@MattSearles) March 14, 2024
When you're such a homophobe you have to clarify that you were just talking about cannibalism. pic.twitter.com/Eo30EiSkne
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 14, 2024