33 Hilarious Tweets From The Week Because Life Is Meant To Be Laughed At
It's the best time of the week — aka the moment I gift you all the best tweets from the week to scroll, cackle, and commiserate with.
Another day in paradise pic.twitter.com/R45Q2yxpeF
— Jacob Benowitz (Communist) (@JacobBenowitz) June 6, 2024
And simply toooo much of my time was wasted on Twitter this week, so it'd be a shame not to share it with you all. So, let's get into all the silly, goofy tweets I found:
1.
i’m a yapper who likes other yappers to interrupt so we can bounce chaotic ideas back and forth off each other and go on 10 different yap tangents
— Kemi Marie (they/them) (@kemimarie) June 4, 2024
2.
Imagine ur struggling to pay ur mortgage in 2009 and ur kid is like “I need $50 so I can own more puffles in club penguin”
— Cait🧃 (@CaitCamelia) June 4, 2024
3.
New outlook signature just dropped pic.twitter.com/I1cxKFNInO
— attorneydad (@attorneydad) June 9, 2024
4.
Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? My one and only phone that I and I alone use to log in several times every single day? And the geographical location is my *house*, you say? Thank you so much for warning me I will contact interpol
— Luke Kennard (@LukeKennard) June 7, 2024
5.
It’s giving Lost (2004) pic.twitter.com/yOY6ZLsLLe
— kaysi ✨ (@Iilithsternin) June 5, 2024
6.
Why are plane tickets so expensive. You going that way anyways just give me a ride.
— Hustlanani (@hustlanani) June 8, 2024
7.
Lana Del Rey album titles: https://t.co/m6oKzhnHs5
— 💫⭐️ (@joannesbitch) June 6, 2024
8.
my boyfriend was licking my eyebrow and I moved away so that he would stop and he said “you’re not interested in being in love, that’s fine”
— hope (@LAlNLAlN) June 6, 2024
9.
whoever you are, never stop. never change. never apologize. pic.twitter.com/NWOQKS9goY
— Maria (@mlstrat) June 6, 2024
10.
I started looking at houses for rent and it is cheaper for me to get along with my family pic.twitter.com/7nGmKh9w3n
— ☠︎︎ (@BizzleUrgh) June 6, 2024
11.
the european mind cannot comprehend the boston market in a building that was clearly once a pizza hut in morgantown pennsylvania pic.twitter.com/bWNXxxEJIg
— maya kosoff (@mekosoff) June 6, 2024
12.
fucking hate my european oomfs. "haha im just gonna take the train to go literally anywhere i want" fuck yoy
— ganii (@gahhnie) June 5, 2024
13.
open the schools! pic.twitter.com/2nI9kfngzJ
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) June 9, 2024
14.
Taco Bell Andersonville pic.twitter.com/aDWJCcDF7g
— shay kitoff (@_shay_kitoff) June 5, 2024
15.
Could really go for one of these bad boys right now. Only if it comes with the wooden spoon, though. The wood is half the flavor. pic.twitter.com/2c71tDAi1D
— Shelby Novak (@shelbybnovak) June 7, 2024
16.
my uncle got divorced when I was younger because his wife cheated on him. however she had a really yummy cream cheese dip recipe so whenever we made it they called it “whore dip”
— birdie 🤣 (@dangbozo) June 2, 2024
17.
You should be able to purchase a big swig of Sprite. 90% of the time that’s all the Sprite you need. 40 cents seems fair.
— Ben Jenkins (@bencjenkins) June 6, 2024
18.
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) June 9, 2024
19.
congratulations diva! your manner of speech has entered my personal lexicon 😀
— leigh (@daughter_ion) June 6, 2024
20.
People on the Western Front between 1914 to 1917 https://t.co/q1AveRmhkn
— Chuggsy’s Coming Home 🏴 (@JoeyBigBelly) June 5, 2024
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— . (@BrendanDaGawd) June 5, 2024
22.
https://t.co/6Eg7sQuOpJ pic.twitter.com/8LONnq6jSW
— abby (@abby4thepeople) June 5, 2024
23.
Saw my first Cybertruck in the wild pic.twitter.com/p9JgkhZ1Lx
— Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) June 5, 2024
24.
no one would be able to tell it was my first rodeo bc i would’ve googled it a bunch beforehand
— chase (@_chase_____) June 4, 2024
25.
Do yall think doctors be stepping out the room to search stuff up on Google
— aris (@arisofmars) June 9, 2024
26.
Hotel check in/check out times will never make sense to me. You want me to check in when the day is almost over but I should leave the hotel EARLY?
— ً ؘ (@j_ldn__) June 9, 2024
27.
Sometimes when i lock eyes with a man by accident ill close my eyes real tight so he know i didn’t mean anything by it
— Grip Bayless🤸🏾♀️ (@talleyberrybaby) June 8, 2024
28.
12 years ago today, I was sitting between a mother and child on an international flight when the child asked me to pass his mom this note: pic.twitter.com/kZf5odpZ48
— Daniel Litt (@littmath) June 9, 2024
29.
11 years in New York I have a diamond-hard poker face for everything happening but just now I was checking out at the prospect heights grocery store and this German child next to me was like “mæther may I plëase have a støopwafel” and the mom went “nein Klaus!!” and I lost it
— Marion Cotillard Morning Show S4 Updates Brasil (@anxiousdeluxe) June 9, 2024
30.
“are you just going to lay in bed all day”would you judge a frog resting atop a lilypad? would you criticize a flower for enjoying the sun??
— eli yudin (@eliyudin) June 9, 2024
31.
it should not be this hard to cancel a planet fitness membership. I’m joining a new gym so I wanted to cancel and the lady at the front desk said “and if i don’t cancel it, what are you gunna do about it?”????????? pic.twitter.com/ZLgDpJgBbS
— Victor 🦇 (@himbo_chico) June 4, 2024
Bravo / Via Twitter: @himbo_chico
32.
Nobody:My Glade Air Freshener at 3am: pic.twitter.com/tJ0G7NfGqM
— Mark (@mrkphllps1) June 9, 2024
Piers Morgan Uncensored/YouTube / Via youtube.com
And lastly:
33.
i bought melatonin today because i can't sleep and got reminded of this video pic.twitter.com/mtRmgIiVqA
— Mona ⭕️ (@ankowife) June 5, 2024
For more funny tweets, check out our most recent roundups (and don't forget to shoot these creators a follow if they made you laugh!):
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