Fans Are Spiraling Over Sabrina Carpenter and Jake Gyllenhaal’s ‘SNL’ Teasers

Tomorrow is May 18, a day you may or may not have marked in your calendar due to Taylor Swift’s ex-boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal, stealer of scarves, hosting Saturday Night Live with Sabrina Carpenter.

Basically SNL chose chaos, and now they’re out here casually dropping teasers of Sabrina and Jake together as if that won’t set the internet aflame.

The reactions to this post? Oh, ya know, just:

y’all need to have writers taken away from you, this is criminal abuse of audiences

She clearly is asking for help…

when your teacher picks your partners

Will be watching for Sabrina only

Oh, and then there’s this person who just straight-up scribbled over Jake:

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Does the Tom Hiddleston era really count at this point??? Help.

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Alexa, play “...Ready for It?”

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Correction: screaming!

Anyway, it seems like Sabrina and Jake have a good sense of humor about being paired together, because Sabrina made a Taylor Swift joke during these teasers. In response to Jake asking, “Sabrina, where does the last name ‘Carpenter’ come from?” she smiled and said, “It comes out of the woodwork.”

Soooo, keep your fingers crossed for a punny Jake-themed “Nonsense” outro!

Oh, and before we go, side note that Jake spoke to Esquire about “All Too Well” back in 2022, claiming, “It has nothing to do with me. It’s about her relationship with her fans. It is her expression. Artists tap into personal experiences for inspiration, and I don’t begrudge anyone that.”

Kay.

Anyway, Sabrina, make sure to get Taylor Swift’s scarf back on Saturday!

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