Alright, Here Are The Funniest Tweets From Just This Weekend
For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
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did you guys know a whole world opens up if you start getting out of bed at 6am instead of 2 in the afternoon
β Ψ₯ΩΨ±Ψ£ (@ghoulhag) June 7, 2024
2.
me trying to make the ghosts in my room think i can see them https://t.co/wfHP4AVOhf
β ryan π€Ώ (@scubaryan_) June 8, 2024
UFC / Twitter: @scubaryan_
3.
over 30 and slept the wrong way pic.twitter.com/Bp9QVaXVUz
β Jordan (@itsjordanapps) June 8, 2024
HBO / Twitter: @itsjordanapps
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never forget who was there at your lowest (ibuprofen)
β 𧧠(@mothintoflames) June 7, 2024
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she pissed me off today pic.twitter.com/OSrjNSX8FK
β lea chin-sang (@bigfatmoosepssy) June 8, 2024
7.
βwe want grandkidsβ best i can do is not kiII myseIf
β Jimmy (@lieslmao) June 7, 2024
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she got that annalise keating walk.. this semester took everything she had sjshjsjsbd π https://t.co/XdJCdTJzXm
β π jaq (@itsgivingjaq) June 7, 2024
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my friend told me he couldnβt hang out because he ate a handful of fruit snacks and I was like βum ok glucose queen go offβ and then he was like βmy mom was visiting and she combined my THC gummies and my melatonin gummies with my fruit snacks and I donβt know what I just ateβ
β Josh Trebach, MD (@jtrebach) June 7, 2024
10.
Why are plane tickets so expensive. You going that way anyways just give me a ride.
β Hustlanani (@hustlanani) June 8, 2024
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she SAID sheβs working late pic.twitter.com/Nx1bJZV4bF
β lucy ford π (@lucyj_ford) June 7, 2024
Island Records / Twitter: @lucyj_ford
12.
i wish i could be nonchalant but unfortunately i'm insane
β shi (@spuwnk) June 7, 2024
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6β4 wasian dude asked for mi number at work n we had lunch together on mi break then randomly heβs like βu wanna see my tats?β and then got up showed me his tramp stamp that says βtechnoβ π im kind of obsessed like thatβs camp to me.
β ππ₯ππ‘π¦π§ππ₯ πβΛβΉ β‘ (@gwenisonline) June 7, 2024
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THIS IS TAKING ME OUTTTT πππ pic.twitter.com/mAgjDzVtwt
β SMINTY (@smintyd) June 6, 2024
youtube.com / Twitter: @smintyd
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Nobody:Black people when you take a long time to unlock the door: if a killer was here they woulda got us
β Cammy Ricardo Raul Disco (@CammyDisco) June 8, 2024
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Please donβt bring me to no party if u gon do coke im really gon b in the corner like this pic.twitter.com/vgkB8xqAbS https://t.co/RWUNEesVV5
β Invisπ§ββοΈ (@invis4yo) June 7, 2024
HBO / Twitter: @invis4yo
17.
in the wine bar. straight up "uncorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My pinots
β latke la cerva (@latkedelrey) June 8, 2024
18.
Mistakenly booked a two bedroom hotel, I'm gonna set an alarm for 2:30am and go sleep in the other room.
β benzema (@K_AGISO) June 8, 2024
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