My Lungs Are Physically Sore From Laughing So Hard At These 17 Black Tweets From The Week
Welcome to June, everybody! It's a new month AND a new week, so you know Black Twitter was on fire. I've been cracking up at my timeline, so here are some of the funniest tweets I found:
1.
So my son is by his friends house… he’s not eating, why did his friend mom text me this. 😭😅 pic.twitter.com/oQDBohhSzA
— 𝕵𝖆𝖎 𝕯𝖔𝖓 (@_dailydoseofdon) June 1, 2024
@_dailydoseofdon
2.
bitch id take this to work and grill a salmon in my cubicle https://t.co/bZ0mg86vg8
— YardieBarbie 🧏🏾♀️ (@dumbfemm) May 30, 2024
@dumbfemm / @wildfairydom
3.
I saw this mom on tiktok tell her kids hurry up and clean the house because Martin Luther King was about to come over lmfaooo they was so exited too
— fragrance and foolishness (@Brieyonce) June 1, 2024
@Brieyonce
4.
“I was just thinking Trump guilty and I’m guilty of still loving you” pic.twitter.com/ADCgfKv6wI
— Hi I’m Solomon (@solomonmissouri) May 30, 2024
@solomonmissouri
5.
i really can’t believe i got pulled over last night 😂😂😂😂😂ts was so funny. dude was like “PULL OVER SOUTH” i stuck my head out the window & said “sir which way is south ?” & his ass just let me go😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/TuMLjs3lVD
— cho (@thishunchoshit) June 1, 2024
@thishunchoshit
6.
them mosquitoes better find somebody else to play w this summer‼️‼️ pic.twitter.com/XoD4AENIgr
— 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐘☆𝐍 (@blackhautte) May 29, 2024
@blackhautte
7.
3 white men have approached me since i’ve been on my walk it is time to take these braids out
— Grip Bayless🤸🏾♀️ (@talleyberrybaby) May 28, 2024
@talleyberrybaby
8.
My friend on a date & she paid and pumped HIS gas she at a lost of words rn😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
— lani (@msperfectcap) June 2, 2024
@msperfectcap
9.
I know this ain’t who I think it is pic.twitter.com/xgSZ1fOFzt
— Voldemort (@ib_2cute) May 30, 2024
@ib_2cute
10.
Yall my coworker going to Turks😂and she getting her pics took on that clear boat in the water n she said she been practicing ina tub how she gonna pose 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
— AURE. (@aurejai) May 31, 2024
@aurejai
11.
me: trying to find out who you getting loud with. pic.twitter.com/7wdWTjiW8l
— MACEO (@liImaceo) May 31, 2024
Dreamworks Animation / @liImaceo
12.
Mosquitoes down south will pull your pants leg up, pull your sock down and bite your ankle 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
— Davo Migo (@DeeBlockDavo) May 25, 2024
@DeeBlockDavo
13.
Hol on what yo daddy look like na https://t.co/hG2mAy1pz6
— BIG LATTO (@Latto) June 1, 2024
@Latto / @toomuchFinesse
14.
Yesterday a man approached me as I was leaving the gym and said “ I thought I’d do you a favor by talking to you” …. I told him he been listening to too many podcasts put my headphones back on and went about my day.
— BBL LEX (@gymgirllex) May 29, 2024
@/gymgirllex
15.
Girl yes wtf, let me see what ur arms look like https://t.co/0hgBJ7lgq9
— Kheumani (@Kheumani) June 1, 2024
@Kheumani / @nae4press
16.
Random-but I love that in AAVE we can say “listen” and not say anything else and everyone hears it perfectly lmfaoo
— Jannifer Gao 🌶 (@Jani__Gee) June 1, 2024
@Jani__Gee
17.
The group chat pressuring me into going out: pic.twitter.com/alAZsRubRb
— The Pettiest Laker Fan 🤫 (@ThePettiestLA) May 29, 2024
ESPN / @ThePettiestLA
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