Sorry, But I Can't Stop Laughing At These 29 Wild Online Posts From This Month So Far
May is halfway over, so you know it's time for me to share some of the funniest viral jokes on Twitter that you've probably missed. Here are some of the best tweets from this month so far:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
1.
your low follower count and delicate waist excite me
— bella dilaudid (dill-a-ū-dēd) (@sulfidehex) May 11, 2024
2.
told oomf i’m a people pleaser and he said “name three people that are actually pleased with you” pic.twitter.com/YDCCxzT55N
— c h r i s (@mych3micalswift) May 11, 2024
Nickelodeon. / Twitter: @mych3micalswift
3.
babe are you okay? you haven't said that's that me espresso once today..
— mariana (@pastapilled) May 8, 2024
4.
— inho 🥇 (@itto_inho) May 5, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @itto_inho
5.
may i be the fourth with you or whatever they say pic.twitter.com/Vi1UVEEk1g
— amaya (@himbokisser) May 4, 2024
Warner Bros. / Amazon MGM Studios / Twitter: @himbokisser
6.
big ears are so hot like yes dumbo what that trunk do
— aidan ꨄ︎ (@RottenPlumz) May 1, 2024
7.
I go to Chipotle get the same shit & my total be different every time 😂
— ✰ 𝓔 (@moniib0) May 1, 2024
8.
you’d think fixing your sleep schedule and getting your shit together would help, but now you’re just awake at 7 am with a lot more time to think about it
— yap god (@malalaormalaika) May 15, 2024
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— . (@BrendanDaGawd) May 14, 2024
10.
Pushing 40 and can’t host?? Girl move OUT ‼️‼️😭😭😭
— j 💗 (@localbrowntwink) May 13, 2024
11.
Mother’s Day so funny cause your friend could be cussing their mom down for how they traumatized them for weeks then you’ll see them post her with a a caption like ‘my lifeline… I love you like the stars love the moon’
— tt (@_tteja) May 13, 2024
12.
When u go to ur friends house & their dog is ugly
— ً (@labyerenth) May 12, 2024
13.
Bf turned over in his sleep and put his arm around me and said “I love you Jason”… my name is Kenny pic.twitter.com/zK9mvDNexr
— woah kenny (@kennybeets) May 13, 2024
Fox / Twitter: @kennybeets
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15.
If ur phone is on military time that’s all I need to know abt u to know ur annoying
— Slizzy McGuire (@givebigmamakiss) May 7, 2024
16.
If I was a detective I’d probably be like “come on tellllll meeeee “
— Jack Profound (@godisangryatme) May 8, 2024
17.
Looking at my barber knowing no matter what happens I’ll be unhappy with the result pic.twitter.com/Ja3Xe4nWwM
— Sean Patrick (@sefo22) May 13, 2024
HBO / Twitter: @sefo22
18.
Do NOT let me into ur restroom!! Imma google ur prescriptions and find out what’s really goin on
— gjörk (@mixedfruit_) May 12, 2024
19.
pls take care of urself n ur health bc when the doctors/surgeons of generation X retire y’all will have no choice but to see amputationsbydeja✨ on ig
— 𓂃౨ৎ (@pinkfr1day) May 10, 2024
20.
sometimes i wish i could just say “ngl i get a big social climber vibe from you” and walk away
— sab (@sickysab) May 10, 2024
21.
lady walked up to me and my bf and said “aweee you’re still in the honeymoon phase… enjoy” pic.twitter.com/RVDggaxFsM
— seb ♡ (@lovesickseba) May 14, 2024
Warner Bros. / Amazon MGM / Twitter: @lovesickseba
22.
The men are rapping about taking ozempic and getting lipo…WE NEED MECHANICS
— Amari Symoné (@MarMarr08) May 4, 2024
23.
today is 5/11 or as some dudes call it 6’
— vision bored (@visionbored2) May 11, 2024
24.
i hate when people ask me questions about my future and my job “so what’s ur plan after this?” AFTER THIS??????? pic.twitter.com/bXVwQjpLpX
— grace (@gracesftdt) May 13, 2024
HBO / Twitter: @gracesftdt
25.
choose a major you love and you'll never work a day in your life because that field isn't hiring
— 🏎️ (@hyperbolu) May 10, 2024
26.
"My boyfriend doesn't let me" pic.twitter.com/2MLSLVnl5e
— 𝐇★𝐓𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋👅 (@mainbitchclique) May 10, 2024
Fox / Twitter: @mainbitchclique
27.
Being a baby must be scary, imagine sleeping at home & you wake up at TJMAXX
— That 1 Foo 🎨 🇲🇽 (@xigotsoul) May 9, 2024
28.
I was complaining to a superior about my low wage and how I don’t feel I have any room to grow at my current organization and they deadass suggested I check out the virtual Zoom guided meditation they’re doing for mental health awareness month. pic.twitter.com/LcJxJiuOkp
— carter (@oselate) May 8, 2024
Fox / Twitter: @oselate
29.
no grindr, no tinder, no hinge, no bumble, no situationships, no crushes. just fresh air and vibes. pic.twitter.com/ZCJjwN3d6R
— andrea (@ethelorde) May 6, 2024
Fox / Twitter: @ethelorde
