Love + Sex

The Ultimate Boyfriend Application

29 August 2012 at 6:40 pm

By Lauren Passell for HowAboutWe

You might think you are too old for 18-year-old Amber Zuniga'sUltimate Boyfriend Application, but don't be fooled. Don't be fooled by the balloon lettering and the hearts and the bright colors - there are a lot of takeaways here for post-college love-seekers. Aren't we all looking for a man who will kiss us and be there for us forever, who like food as much as they like our muffin tops (a lot), who understand that our celebrity crushes will always be number one in our minds, and who are smart about butt touching? Isn't that what it's all about? Plus, Zuniga makes a good point:

"If they bring you pizza, they've got potential. If they let you have the last slice, they're a keeper."

How is someone so young so very wise? Amber Zuniga For President 2067! (She'll be old enough then, right?!)

[HuffPo]

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