The Onion Goes Nuclear With Explosive Trump-Biden Debate Headline

Ed Mazza

Updated 28 June 2024 at 8:00 am·1-min read

The Onion summed up the reaction to Thursday night’s debate between President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump with a memorable headline that might get passed around a lot between now and Election Day.

The debate left many viewers frustrated, with Trump unleashing a nonstop barrage of lies while Biden performed so poorly that some are calling on him to step aside.

Yet, as things stand right now, voters in November will have to choose one of those two.

That led to The Onion’s front page:

“REPORT: NUCLEAR WAR SOUNDS FUCKING AMAZING RIGHT NOW”

Our Front Page: pic.twitter.com/7lpQp4y4Is
— The Onion (@TheOnion) June 28, 2024

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