Social Media Predicts Outcome Of Trump-Biden Debate — And It's Hilarious
President Joe Biden is set to face presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump in a CNN debate Thursday night, and the odds are that it will be pretty odd.
So far, predebate press has covered topics like whether the candidates should be tested for drugs beforehand and whether Trump can avoid going off script to, say, praise horror movie icon Hannibal Lecter.
But pundits and politicians aren’t the only ones offering their hot takes on how Thursday’s event will go. Social media wits have also felt obliged to chime in with their own predictions.
And they’re hilarious.
I hear Biden is planning to CHEAT during this debate by smuggling answers to the questions inside of his head.
This is unfair to Trump, whose porous spongecake brain can’t retain anything except grudges and a vague hatred of someone named “Eric”.
RIGGED!!!— Jay Black (@jayblackisfunny) June 25, 2024
Presidential Debate Prediction: I watch something instead of the debate!!! #haha#politicalsatire#capitolsteps
— Dan Wilbur (@DanWilbur) June 26, 2024
Presidential debate prediction: Trump uses”tremendous” 16 times with complete bullshit and lies filling in the gaps
— NotesInTheMargin 🇺🇸 (@NotesMargin) June 26, 2024
Presidential debate prediction:
Trump will ramble on with his how you would rather die game, how hard it is to flush a toilet these days & what a great guy Hannibal Lecter is.
Biden will talk about issues that matter & call out Trumps malarky.— Says Phoebe (@phe_parker) June 26, 2024
Every time someone says all Donald Trump needs to do is be “focused” or “disciplined” to win the debate, I just think to myself, “have you been in a coma the last 8 years?” All Joe Biden needs to do next Thursday night is call Trump a convicted criminal and he’ll lose his shit. pic.twitter.com/UBNwLRVayU
— Kurt Bardella (@kurtbardella) June 20, 2024
Presidential debate prediction:
"Mr. Trump, how will you handle the Russia/Ukraine conflict?"
Trump: It depends. If the shark is less than ten yards away, I would-
"You're not answering the question."
Trump: "I knew it!! This is rigged!! All of it is rigged! Kevin Sorbo was…— 💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 (@herotimeszero) June 26, 2024
Prediction for tomorrow’s debate, Trump will interrupt nonstop than look for an excuse to end debate so Biden doesn’t get a chance for rebuttal.
— Denise Wu (@denisewu) June 26, 2024
I'm still holding onto my prediction that #ConvictedFelonDonaldTrump will withdraw from the debate on CNN.
— Lucy The Poodle (@SP4DLB) June 26, 2024
I will write a check to Biden for $1000 if he comes out at the debate and says "I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!"
$2000 if he threatens to come at Trump "like a spider monkey".— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec) June 26, 2024
