My Body Is Physically Sore From Laughing So Hard At These 33 Political Tweets From May
May's politics were so chaotic there were almost too many funny tweets to fit into this list. I did my best to narrow it down, and I hope you laugh as hard as I did. Oh, and don't forget the most important thing!
“Get your Gyatt to the polls and Rizz up that Skibidi Ballot!” pic.twitter.com/BIOmTWzqRu
— james penis (@ball_kn0wer) November 20, 2023
CNN / @ball_kn0wer
Now, let's get into it:
1.
"This edible ain't shit"45 minutes later:pic.twitter.com/m2skWZfwyc
— Stoner Jesus™ (@stonerjesus420) May 19, 2024
FOX5 Atlanta / @stonerjesus420
2.
BLEACH BLONDEBAD BUILTBUTCH BODY pic.twitter.com/EiNuqoEyeA
— dante (@AllThingsDante) May 30, 2024
Handout / Getty Images / @AllThingsDante
3.
OMG, the byline of this article has me SCREAMING 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/i2VNMR5oc2
— BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) May 31, 2024
@mmpadellan
4.
BREAKING:Melania spotted after the guilty #verdict.#TrumpTrialThursday pic.twitter.com/nvWCYwzPoi
— Christian Greco (@ChristGrec) May 30, 2024
@ChristGrec
5.
you just can't falsify multiple business documents anymore due to woke
— hannah gais (@hannahgais) May 30, 2024
@hannahgais
6.
Wine moms across the country have begun their collective “Guilty!” texting spree to family group chats pic.twitter.com/VZh2RKSNP2
— Paul E Williams (@PEWilliams_) May 30, 2024
@PEWilliams_
7.
Orange is the New Orange 🍊
— Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) May 30, 2024
@Scaramucci
8.
Okay, who made this? 🤣 pic.twitter.com/ZGVIrpxNIw
— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) May 16, 2024
CNN / @acnewsitics
9.
— rachelle toarmino (@rchlltrmn) May 30, 2024
@rchlltrmn
10.
😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/QxwL0JotdV
— Pro-choice Auntie (@WisKanSass) June 2, 2024
@WisKanSass / VH1
11.
Damn we’re about to have the first fully remote president
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) May 30, 2024
@samlymatters
12.
This better have me laughing like her after i’m done https://t.co/BnI257D3Dj
— The Notorious J.O.V. (@whotfisjovana) May 21, 2024
@whotfisjovana
13.
crazy ass fit pic.twitter.com/XNWZje84AW
— sleepy girl (@xmanicprincessx) May 24, 2024
@xmanicprincessx
14.
oh my god they’re rebooting him pic.twitter.com/6M652VgxzD
— dull as the heart of an unbaked brioche (@merrilymaralie) May 16, 2024
@merrilymaralie
15.
this is like something from parks and rec https://t.co/PSh1pGbbVS
— Rachael (@markruffaloTD) May 11, 2024
@markruffaloTD
16.
Looks like the Arizona DOT up in Flagstaff is throwing shade at South Dakota @uNoClimbGorilla pic.twitter.com/oKLhUUHQaq
— TheRealThelmaJohnson (@TheRealThelmaJ1) May 3, 2024
@TheRealThelmaJ1
17.
it’s gonna be a joe biden summer (eating ice cream and forgetting where I am)
— boob dylan (@BYUsupersoaker) May 26, 2024
@BYUsupersoaker
18.
Wait… pic.twitter.com/RiP6bEkoSb
— Zach (@ZachNewYork) May 1, 2024
@ZachNewYork
19.
*jennifer coolidge voice* I want student debt relief real bad
— 𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 (@goldimocks) May 22, 2024
@goldimocks
20.
Then it doesn’t make sense for you to keep taking it out my check now does it https://t.co/kLwbQPSFAc pic.twitter.com/R2uM34Uef3
— Tyrone Bryant (@Carolinas_942) May 8, 2024
Disney+ / @Carolinas_942
21.
https://t.co/AHHqovhUyg pic.twitter.com/ef7RVre1gC
— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) May 15, 2024
Hulu / @kirawontmiss
22.
— body pillow enthusiast (@dmndeyes) May 16, 2024
@dmndeyes
23.
Is there REALLY no other presidential candidates available? Did they check the back???
— Avery (@ItsAvery) May 16, 2024
@ItsAvery
24.
If I send you this just know I know you got dragged but I couldn’t laugh because you’ll take me to HR 😂 pic.twitter.com/Tt78FwyoDO
— Air-Rum (@__aarum) May 17, 2024
CSPAN / @__aarum
25.
— Solvi 🇵🇸 (@SolviLynx) May 30, 2024
@SolviLynx
26.
imagine getting ratatouille’d by a worm and being like “I’m going to run for president” https://t.co/jylI7pmAsr
— trash jones (@jzux) May 8, 2024
@jzux
27.
Kristi Noem: I cannot believe i was stupid enough to tell people i murdered a puppy. What an unforced error.RFK Jr: Hold my dead brain worm.
— Marmel (@Marmel) May 8, 2024
@Marmel
28.
They're dressed like they're all variants of each other from across the multiverse https://t.co/WXB8BxHBcO
— Joe Perticone (@JoePerticone) May 14, 2024
FOX / @JoePerticone / @EmmanuelTouhey
29.
oh no a THIRD provocative flag has been seen at Alito's residence pic.twitter.com/FfJ020LiVp
— Keith Edwards (@keithedwards) May 22, 2024
@keithedwards
30.
how it’s going to feel casting my fuck ass ballot this year pic.twitter.com/Jw3V0NPbrN
— drew (@hydratedangel) May 16, 2024
Zeus Network / @hydratedangel
31.
I can’t stop laughing pic.twitter.com/brEAakqokv
— Luke Beasley (@lukepbeasley) May 2, 2024
@Tarquin_Helmet
32.
Not congress turned into Baddies last night 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/8xgag9tfrd
— Baddie TEA (@bgctea2020) May 17, 2024
CSPAN / @bgctea2020
33.
babe wake up, new unprecedented times
— Matt Margolis (@ItsMattsLaw) May 30, 2024
@ItsMattsLaw
In the comments below, let us know your favorite tweet from May's political roundup. If you missed April's roundup, check it out here.
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