Star Wars: The Force Awakens: 'Emo Kylo Ren' and 'Very Lonely Luke' are having an epic throw-down on Twitter
CAUTION: major spoilers ahead for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. You've been warned!
The internet may have just written the screenplay for Star Wars VIII.
Popular Star Wars parody Twitter accounts 'Very Lonely Luke' and 'Emo Kylo Ren' may have been separately entertaining the fanbase for now, but it seems the two have finally come face-to-face in an epic battle of words.
And it all started with a simple subtweet.
Kylo Ren, what's up with the cape?
It serves no purpose.
If you're cold, stop being pretentious and put on a coat.— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 7, 2016
Which 'Emo Kylo Ren' stumbled across since he's clearly the kind of dude who searches his own name on Twitter. Probably to see if anyone's been comparing him to Darth Vader of late.
Oh yeah, @KyloR3n?
Did Darth Vader tell you to wear black eyeliner, too, or did you come up with that one on your own?— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 7, 2016
And the whole thing went sort of south from there.
Listen up, @KyloR3n.
I dueled with Darth Vader.
I knew Darth Vader.
Darth Vader was a friend of mine.
Kylo Ren, you are no Darth Vader.— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 7, 2016
The gauntlet had truly been thrown down.
Sorry I made you give me a piggyback ride, @KyloR3n.
My legs were tired from all those years of carrying the fate of the galaxy on my back.— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 7, 2016
Unsurprisingly, Kylo Ren's poetry skills came up in the conversation.
I wrote this haiku for you, @KyloR3n:
Leia and your dad
Are thinking about divorce
All because of you— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 7, 2016
Along with the general lack of achievements from someone who's the son of two of the galaxy's greatest heroes, and nephew to the other.
When I was your age @KyloR3n, I put a torpedo in an exhaust port and saved the galaxy.
You can't even put your dirty laundry in the hamper.— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 7, 2016
Kylo wasn't without a few of his own comebacks, though.
@VeryLonelyLuke Oops.
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) January 8, 2016
And, you've got to admit this is some strong wordplay.
@VeryLonelyLuke your taunting stinks like your tauntaun stinks
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) January 7, 2016
@VeryLonelyLuke give yourself a hand
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) January 7, 2016
The only question remains, who won?
