My Body Is Physically Sore From Laughing So Hard At These 17 Black Tweets From The Past Week
Hello, BuzzFeeders! I'm back with a brand new list of the funniest Black tweets from the week, and trust me, you'll be snickering at every last one. So, let's get into it:
1.
My Gen Z cousin told me I’m old because I give directions. She said “nobody my age gives directions, they just give you an address. You talking about ‘make a left at the first rock’”
— DJ R-Tistic (@DJRTistic) May 21, 2024
@DJRTistic
2.
Directions: DO NOT MIX BLEACHBlack folks: pic.twitter.com/blMegejTlk
— It Girl Kye🦄🫃🏾 (@GxldSociety) May 23, 2024
@GxldSociety
3.
At work about to scream out..”LORD, NOT MY UNCLE😭” so I can go home..
— Big Choctaw (@Derekalexander_) May 28, 2024
@Derekalexander_
4.
life with no parole pic.twitter.com/aBPgjKF8sk
— NOLITA DIRTBAG (@DirtbagNolita) May 23, 2024
@DirtbagNolita
5.
Keep throwing it ! https://t.co/zKSD8JyvPM
— The Don Dada (@RickCode) May 26, 2024
@RickCode / @UnholyGrailz
6.
Chillin rn pic.twitter.com/cn3kj0qo1Q
— $NOT (@snot) May 22, 2024
@snot
7.
atlanta so ghetto omg why we at this restaurant and somebody jus air dropped everybody this 😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/vbOjIzFiS1
— 𝒴 (@ysmammri) May 20, 2024
@ysmammri
8.
My granny is hilarious 💀 pic.twitter.com/z3joI7TXbl
— Pree (@diabolicalpree) May 26, 2024
@diabolicalpree
9.
Don’t be having a good day out loud cause your car is listening
— BASED SAVAGE (@crackcobain__) May 1, 2024
@crackcobain__
10.
— ✨Braxel Foley✨ (@__BRAT_) May 24, 2024
Hulu / @__BRAT_
11.
My wife was looking at my bank statement and thought I was paying for porn 😭😂. Thanks a lot Next Level NUTrition pic.twitter.com/whKegUScpq
— Eric Crocker 🥷🏾 (@Crocky209) May 22, 2024
@Crocky209
12.
when a Black person says “when you get a chance” they mean right then.
— 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕟™ (@docsloosechange) May 26, 2024
@docsloosechange
13.
I remember my mum saw me do this once and suggested I study mechanical engineering, Nigerian parents just funny. https://t.co/WraUPHxZ2a
— Khan 🧢 🌟 (@Khanstillday) May 22, 2024
@Khanstillday / @ShegunTweets
14.
Don’t ever ask which Mariah I’m talking about because it will never be the chemist.
— fragrance and foolishness (@Brieyonce) May 22, 2024
@Brieyonce
15.
Black people bad stuff will not happen if you split the pole!
— Hopeful AF (@CarterJahad) May 27, 2024
@CarterJahad
16.
Luka look just like them folks in them civil rights pics lmao delete this please https://t.co/zow5YeKWWA
— The People’s Lesbo (@brownsugalesbo) May 25, 2024
ESPN / @Ballislife / brownsugalesbo
17.
PSA: Outside opens June 1 and closes November 3rd at 8pm. Let the chaos commence.
— 🤭 (@_RichieDinero) May 21, 2024
@_RichieDinero
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