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Man chooses dog over his dog-hating girlfriend

When given an ultimatum by his girlfriend, 'Getzen' had no choice but to put an ad up on Craigslist with a title that read: FREE TO ANY WILLING HOME.

After four years together, a Reddit user, by the name of ‘Getzen’, decided that it was finally time for him to move in with his girlfriend.

Little did he know, however, just how much she despised his dog Molly.

When his girlfriend gave him an ultimatum – either she goes or the beagle goes – Getzen had no choice but to put an ad up on Craigslist with a title that read: FREE TO ANY WILLING HOME.

“My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly,” he wrote in his ad. “So I have to re-home her.”

The Redditor goes on to explain how she’s “a purebred from a wealthy area,” how she “likes to play games,” but isn’t “totally trained.”

She’ll also “never greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down,” and “does not bite but is mean as hell!”

Any dog lover would think this is a little harsh to say about a doe-eyed beagle, but in an epic plot twist, he’s not talking about his dog. He’s talking about his girlfriend.

“So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend?” he wrote. “Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!”

Lost at E Minor reports that the ad, which was posted in March of last year, has since been updated with the message: “Sorry, she has been re-homed to her original breeders (her parents).”

“Molly and I are looking for a new one.”