The Funniest Tweets From The Royal Wedding

Esquire Editors

Updated 19 May 2018 at 8:53 am

As Harry and Meghan tie the knot and we dry our collective eyes, we look at the one thing that will be remembered forever from this auspicious day and passed down for generations to come: the funny tweets

James Corden working out how he can make the day about James Corden pic.twitter.com/TdTRi5V9sq
- Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) May 19, 2018

Calling it now, Harry’s going to cry
- Ben Machell (@ben_machell) May 19, 2018

Got it. The A list gets individual #RoyalWedding lamps. pic.twitter.com/fayx0eMC18
- Tim Teeman (@TimTeeman) May 19, 2018

#RoyalWedding annoying American preacher... pic.twitter.com/VBamA9SI2Y
- Hendrik Beenker (@beenker) May 19, 2018

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“I’m meant to be at the fucking FA Cup final, but soft lad hasn’t looked at the shared Google Calendar before booking his wedding.” pic.twitter.com/Y8Tq2KsQBS
- MUNDIAL (@MundialMag) May 19, 2018

Best all those female celebrities who "drink a minimum of two litres of water a day!" are fucking regretting it now
- Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) May 19, 2018

Oh that was lovely and wonderful. Now back to the nightmare hellscape reality that is everything else on Earth.
- Josh Gad (@joshgad) May 19, 2018

Calming cello. British comfort zone safely restored
- Katty Kay (@KattyKayBBC) May 19, 2018

White people: When is he going to stop talking?
Black people: He's just getting warmed up. *taking off shoes* *sneak eating cookies for strength* pic.twitter.com/lRmfpYlf5o
- Black Girl Nerds (@BlackGirlNerds) May 19, 2018

Can we be completely certain this isn't all a brilliant promotional stunt for "Suits"? #RoyalWedding
- Henry Tudor (@KngHnryVIII) May 19, 2018

Me trying to look into the car to see Meghan’s dress #RoyalWedding pic.twitter.com/muvUvLguz9
- yasmin (@thatgucciglow) May 19, 2018

When u a communist but want to see what the dress is going to be like pic.twitter.com/0nTpokMhuH
- S (@seanbgoneill) May 19, 2018

So far we’ve had MLK, slavery, ‘sexual union’, a gospel preacher, a divorcee bride, Kate giving Camilla side-eye, Eugenie working for Pan Am and Harry saying he’s ‘shitting it’. This is the best wedding ever. #royalwedding
- Caroline Hirons (@CarolineHirons) May 19, 2018

There's Chelsea Davylooking exactly like you'd expect any woman to look when attending her ex-boyfriend's wedding. #royalwedding pic.twitter.com/UmTvakRTn9
- Stephanie Faye (@StephanieEphani) May 19, 2018

Best arrival since Maleficent at the christening. #royalwedding pic.twitter.com/n88vDZ3ogl
- Paul Lang (@rudemrlang) May 19, 2018

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