Gogglebox's Giles and Mary introduced viewers to a fun new NSFW word tonight (September 18).
The couple were subjected to an episode of (Un)Well, a new Netflix docuseries that examines the effectiveness of questionable health and healing trends.
The episode in question saw a tantric sex teacher invite a class of students to have a group orgasm via Zoom, in an attempt to cleanse their souls or something or other.
As the students willingly assumed a comfortable position and prepared to get it on with themselves, Mary heroically interjected: "I hope it's not going to be a sort of wankathon."
"Mary!" exclaimed a shock Giles. "That's a terrible word. Did you invent that word?"
"Yes!" Mary proudly replied. "Wouldn't it be horrible if all the little screens started throbbing? That would be dreadful."
"I don't think they can show that on Netflix," said Giles, to which Mary replied: "Well you never know these days. The boundaries are constantly being pushed."
Anyway, fellow Gogglebox stars Mary and Marina were having none of this tantric orgasm business.
As the pensioners watched the teacher and her students emit their satiated groans, Marina declared: "You'd get better results with a vibrator, wouldn't you?"
"Oh yeah," Marina agreed. "You don't have to go through all this fuss."
"How much is a vibrator, £20?" asked Marina. "I expect a course of that would be about £500."
She wasn't far off. A price list for the tantric sessions revealed that a session like this will set customers back $225 an hour. And they're not even in the same room!
Gogglebox airs on Channel 4.
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